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Hello, I am applying for the open Secretary of Liquor position. The people have gone without representation in the area of liquor, spirits, and booze for far too long. They are suffering. I submit the below images in support of my candidacy: Space above my microwave with the dailies  Space above my fridge with miscellaneous liquor  Space below potato storage with Canadian liquor, propane cannisters, and other junk I want to keep out of sight & mind  "Upper shelf" where I keep stuff thats tough to find or that my girlfriend actually likes  I also submit for your consideration the following: -Most of the bottles I own are actually open, and many others disposed of -I aggressively share my stash with my friends (hint hint) -I am an attorney, which means I have a passive +2 to liquor consumption and accumulation -My platform is simple. 1) Name an official liquor for Day Crew, Night Crew, and C-SPAM at large, respectively. I have excellent candidates in mind but you'll have to appoint me to find out. 2) Keep the glass full, daddio. I hope the administration will move swiftly to rubber-stamp my appointment. Thank u for your consideration
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Apr 26, 2017 19:13
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:if it stay full you aint drinkin none !!!! point of order: the request to keep the glass full necessarily assumes that the glass will be emptied regularly res ipsa loquitur bing bing bong so simple Gringostar posted:no beer plenty of beer in the fridge but this is for sec'y of liquor. as im sure u know the sec'y of liquor oversees the separate and co-equal undersecretaries of beer & wine also, boxed wine is bad and the standard "pick six" discounts make bottles cheaper anyway
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Apr 26, 2017 20:06
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Lastgirl posted:Mr. Vice President Squizzle had a very novel idea and I am prepared to entertain that. oh HELL yeah now who are my competitors gonna be tho. show urselves
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Apr 26, 2017 21:21
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M_Gargantua posted:Big liquor has bought me, tooth and liver. I present the campaign ad teaser: i dont see any liquor tho wheres the liquor. where is it
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Apr 27, 2017 19:29
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Sec'y of Liquor should speak for the common drunkard, lookit this fellow with his posh $500 collectables! Even brought them out to drink for us like pouring a dram is a special occasion.
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Apr 27, 2017 20:29
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2DCAT posted:I bought all of my rare whiskey at MSRP! ... like the true drunk, I drive hundreds of miles looking and hunting down leads! I will not stand for these attacks. SAD! Like the truer drunk, I drive down to the local store and pick up what's in stock, decent, and ideally on sale. Like what'd you pay for that aptly-named Old Blowhard? $200?
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Apr 27, 2017 20:34
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oh hey just got back from work whats dis  oh, looks like the people's whiskey, Mellow Corn. $10 a bottle, 100% corn, bottled-in-bond (aged in government-supervised warehouses), American-made by an American-owned company, 50% ABV, competitive w/ blended scotch in terms of flavor nice 'n easy on the rocks, eminently mixable you dont even need a fancy glass to enjoy~
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Apr 28, 2017 04:11
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i am NOT going to name names, but SOME of my competitors don't even seem to own handles... for some reason they don't sell $200 whiskey in bulk~ here are the Essentials  for those that dont come in handles, you gotta get quantity. OGD 114 is deffo my Election Night Slammer, it's a high-rye mashbill straight bourbon, near barrel proof, thick & good cinnamon and peanut notes, OH and it's like $24~ 
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Apr 28, 2017 04:16
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i heard some folks wanted to see beer and wine too fridge, bottom shelf  fridge, door shelf  fridge, middle shelf. mason jars are vodka extract attempts, one on the right is habanero one on the left is uhhh something I've forgotten, it's fruit ok  oh and here's about half of our wine supply plus the bitters and other cocktail stuff in the back  ~please excuse the mess~ Vox Nihili has issued a correction as of 04:27 on Apr 28, 2017 |
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Apr 28, 2017 04:24
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quote:nice
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Apr 28, 2017 18:38
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:loving lol if you drink so little you manage to stock up enough bottles for a liqueur cabinet. post the empties!
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Apr 29, 2017 22:48
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M_Gargantua posted:i spend a disproportionate amount of my money on food and liquor and entertaining at my house. the bar is probably the nicest thing i own. what kind of guests are you entertaining with all that HPNOTIQ, flavored alcopops, creamy stuff, white rum, and fancy vodkas? look, im not saying youre inviting underaged college kids into your home and liquoring them up. i would never say that, that would be extremely unfair. im just saying that you have some very unique tastes
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Apr 29, 2017 23:50
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Weeping Wound posted:as true nite crew, I have neither shelf nor space for liquor, because I immediately consume it when I buy it lastgirl said you can just post a bottle of whatever you have on hand and talk about it as an entry go for it, IMO
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Apr 30, 2017 00:21
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M_Gargantua posted:this weekends bottling of homemade wisniowka (polish cherry brandy) this is p. chill enjoying a dark & stormy this evening myself 12 oz of ginger beer, 4 shots of myer's dark rum, plenty of ice
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May 1, 2017 04:44
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If selected I'll procure a (knockoff) maga cap and put it in my grill and pour 151 on it and light it on fire and swig what's left of the 151 and take pics.
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May 4, 2017 19:40
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poo poo, I'll do it this weekend even. I offer you instant gratification.
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May 4, 2017 19:43
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also i vote for this guy, assuming i get a vote
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May 4, 2017 21:53
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2DCAT posted:I'm at the senate tomorrow. The level of my shenanigans will largely be dependent on this!!! I say we keep voting open for, uh, two more days.
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May 8, 2017 22:30
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miller high life would have won
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May 16, 2017 03:05
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