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Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

Ill be mowing the lawns.

Poorly

# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 20:19

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:57

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

Lastgirl posted:

actually lets make Lindsey Secretary of Short Pants

I just got new oil for the machine!!

But he does seem like a capable gardner

# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 21:42

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

I am missing a secretary of Education / Hypernormalization.

We need to be ready when the piss tape is released

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 07:15

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

hear! hear!

now, could you help me get at these bushes here? you know how specific lastgirl can be

If we trim these, lg will see the gnomes in there left by the previous administration

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 07:54

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

hm, good point! the circumspect overly manicured look doesn't please her anyway

let's try some moss; the Scottish aesthetic appeals to her, and making this look like a Celtic moor may be appealing to her also

I'm thinking angel's breath, Irish moss, and English roses, what do you think thatim?

I just mow the lawns and trim the hedge.

I dont talk that fancy ivy-league landscaper talk.

But i can also mow the rosebeds if needed. I am not sure if i can mow moss

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 10:32

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

that's the point of moss! you don't have to mow it! now everything else I mentioned may be more labor intensive, but the moss cuts costs, and most importantly cuts labor

Foreign moss is going to lead to less work for me?

Can we build a construct to keep the moss out? Maybe something like a fence

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 14:13

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

Gringostar posted:

bunch o sycophant goblin milk drinkers in this thread

may the camel of happiness take a poo poo on all your manicured lawns

Sir please, stop tramplinig the lawnwnwnwn!!1

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 17:11

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

now i need to mow the lawn again.

THANKS GRINGOSTAR

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 17:12

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

i have nothing to do since i don't know how to mow a lawn, and...

how is l.o.g going to ignore a secretary of boxed wine position? i can post a stack of empty boxes right the gently caress now, i won't, but i can

lawing mows is my thing, but i can teach you. you can ride with me on the mowing machine :wink:

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 18:26

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

M_Gargantua posted:

as I come home from my working man labors to rest my working man feet among my study rustic hardword furniture, I see that my scandalous competitors have advertised their unpreparedness for the gravitas of the position.

one whose ticket is red and has been obviously bought and paid for by Big Rye. does depravity know no bounds? im not one to kink shame but no need to flaunt it in public.

another fringe crackpot whose strange free market viewpoints claim that lower prices are the goal! what nonsense, if price was all that matters United could ship us like cattle and hangover healthcare would be motrin and water!

no, what this position calls for is a dutiful, respected, well qualified candidate.

i come with years of experience, and a fully stocked under cabinet of deputies for the minutiae:

special interest lobbiests pursue my favor diligently and can be swayed for the proper motivation.

a panel of experts stands ready as a renowned think tank of mixology

ALL foreign involvement is properly documented, my ties to russia are purely professional and have no conflicts of interests!

your CHOICE is clear citizen!

If that bottle with the red 'F' on it in the second picture is that hazlenut liquor, you should get the job!

This dude or riot!!

*throws moss*

Edit: you do have a lot of baccardi bottles..

# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 11:57

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

M_Gargantua posted:

yes, frangelico. and 2.5 is a lot?

Dont worry, the frangelico makes up for it. I got your back fam

# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 17:43

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

punchymcpunch posted:

first step is to start makin cocktails, so you need bottles of poo poo that you cant just sit down and chug while crying and posting
before you know it you got vermouth, grenadine, creme de cacao, blue curacao, orange cucka cao, some wteird poo poo i forgot the name of. also your cooking brandy and cooking vodka.

fast forward a couple years and you find a whole bottle of canadian club hidden behind the wall of liqueurs that you forgot you owned

:powerrangersthinkingemojiwithexplosions:

# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 09:16

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

cointreau is the orange liqueur par excellence

Sir please, this is america. Pls speak english

# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 15:13

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

aussi quoi de neuf tim il y a longtemps

oh yeah what up tim long time no c

(im posting this post bilingually as a show of kindness to our cucknadian neighbors a n d a l s o t o c r u s h o n c e a n d f o r a l l ! ! ! ~

Je suis tres bien et j'aime le pain.

Thats how far my french goes. But its going fine. What about you? You should teach me to get the good booze

# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 16:47

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

and i aint mean steal

dont let the revenuers tell ya no differnt alright?

i actually gotta go see my main shine guy this afternoon take em supper see about a little money im owed lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5betFZRICVg

So is your own stuff actually good? I made wine once, it was poo poo

# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 19:21

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:57

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

Good luck 2DCATTE

But you do realize Bernie should have won your nomination?

I do have faith in you, regardless

# ¿ May 9, 2017 14:43

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