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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



id like to apply for a grant to ease the financial burden of clipping people out of photos and pasting them into other photos and then putting a big pink glowing 'nitecrew' in the sky above them, left clicks aint gettin any cheaper

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



its alright for you, jesus, your dad is rich

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



hooray a salaried position time to rack up a buncha credit card debt

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Lastgirl posted:

Also keep those drive thru images coming at your own leisure. If possible you can consolidate them all into one post here in the manor as part of a gallery if you would please do me the honor~


f a s t f o o d w a v e megapost













coming soon: more, probably

punchymcpunch has issued a correction as of 06:57 on May 24, 2017

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



*rubs hands together in a craven manner*

*cowers*

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




check out dat look shes shootin him what a ballbuster *ashes cigar*

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



maybe the secretary of booze's office should be called the Cabinet Sauvignon

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Lindsey O. Graham posted:

the only boxed wine i ever drink

:hf:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i was going to post a photo of my sick rad classy as gently caress drinks globe and then the fuckin lid fell of my cheap piece of poo poo drinks globe

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




wow thats a lotta whisky



wait is that.... a leafy green vegetable in ur fridge? lmao better stalin photoshop that out quick

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVqCFckyaRc

this is my enduring mental image of bacardi

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



hey now theres a fair bit of gin there too

edit: wait maybe gin is technically a liqueur?

punchymcpunch has issued a correction as of 18:48 on Apr 28, 2017

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

loving lol if you drink so little you manage to stock up enough bottles for a liqueur cabinet.

first step is to start makin cocktails, so you need bottles of poo poo that you cant just sit down and chug while crying and posting
before you know it you got vermouth, grenadine, creme de cacao, blue curacao, orange cucka cao, some weird poo poo i forgot the name of. also your cooking brandy and cooking vodka.

fast forward a couple years and you find a whole bottle of canadian club hidden behind the wall of liqueurs that you forgot you owned

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



you know you got problems when you start buyin cocktail onions

everyone post ur cocktail garnish stockpiles

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



blue curacao rulz orange curacao drulz

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Lastgirl posted:

I'm going to hang and commiserate this picture of Kelley Deal, sister of Kim Deal calling all of Nite Crew out



It's kind of a Kelley Deal to have this hung up imo.

Sniped :clint:

free mariana's sister

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



piss tapes are real

punchymcpunch has issued a correction as of 06:24 on Jul 2, 2017

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



woohoo im not in the cabinet so i can stay in my bathrobe bannon style

Lastgirl posted:

That's basically Secretary of Drive Thru even though it is not implied :hai:

thats how ive interpreted the task, i wont rest until every single poster professes their love for rita repulsa

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i vote for voxnihili cos his cupboards look exactly like my cupboards :hf:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



the lid fell off my globe bar so i guess the earth is gonna split in two

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i change my vote to 2dcat cant beat a deal like that

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




im gonna keep using it, i just need to remember to lift the lid off carefully instead of throwing it open in a carefree manner which, i now realise, probably wasnt the best approach

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



2d cat if you win what you gonna name as the official alcoholic beverage of cspam?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



dont forget to tell em your full title when you testify, 2d cat

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



psst make it Faberge Egg Juice and baloogan will be ruined eheheheh

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



anime was right posted:

as the secretary of mattering, im glad i dont have to do anything since trump got elected pres

u gotta spring into action any day now cos the comey firing is definitely gonna ha ha hahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



pro strat if theres more than a thousand daycrew posts i just skip em all

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



omar culture is pretty terrible and will inevitably mestastasize into the cancer that kills the barksdale gang.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



it reminds me of the heady days of [names of two posters from before i started posting here] when the world trembled at the sound of our shitposts

now they will treble again - at the sound of our supersize happy meals

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



cast out this hippie muahaha

*lights cigar with ed balls signed photo*

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Lastgirl posted:

Anyways, that was my heavily biased fearmongering speech to persuade you to vote on an EO that gives more carte blanche to minimize the D&D creep-in. A little tough love to keep C-SPAM to the gobbos. They already have an entire forum out there after all~

We may begin voting as a cabinet to ratify this order. All in favor of "The Lemonsucc EO"?



punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Squizzle posted:

i preside over all vices

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Hot take: boozefruit isn't as fun as doing each act separately

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



rip franklin q booth slain before his time by a cowardly heinekin drinker hiding in a closet using a stolen firearm only in obamas america could this happen rip

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



like maple syrup?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



blue cuckacorb

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i would have to waste time eating cucumbers to know what they taste like

plants. and water.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



ultima ratio rayguns

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



tbh we already have a latin word for nothingmattersism and it is nihilism

so we need a latin motto that means "make the tweet you old bitch"

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



better recruit those two latin dudes in the thread, they know how do grammar

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