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Gringostar posted:and now a special address from madam presidents press secretary very fitting
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 23:54 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 17:22 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 23:58 |
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Lastgirl posted:hope everyone's having a great 4 day weekend so far, I'm traveling to my winter whitehouse because i realized that tearing the roof off on the first one was a bad idea so I need tax payer money to cover the damage done to that and also the tax payer money to cover my charter flight to the maldives where the winter whitehouse is because it gets cold in the tropics gets defense contract collects check gives you a cut Bing bong! So simple!
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 23:43 |
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I accept the continuation of my position as attorney general, and am seeking the formalization of this position. on another note, i'm loving the picks for defense, hawkish, just the way i like 'em
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 19:58 |
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Lastgirl posted:actually lets make Lindsey Secretary of Short Pants i ain't mowin' no lawn in these short pants these are my collective duties as secretary of short pants (aka hot pants ) : e: poorly mows lawn Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 23:22 on Apr 24, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 22:51 |
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anyway, jest mowin' pullin' weeds and such
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 05:09 |
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crazy cloud posted:sir we don't have 10-piece nuggets anymore at this location. would you like a 6-piece for 2.99 or a 20-piece for 8.99? *whispers* tell him about the fries, and remember to up sell him; he looks drunk
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 05:29 |
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crazy cloud posted:extremely hypernormalized stephen king's IT voice ]: also we have a new size MAGA fries 2.69 please drive through *continues whispering* that's it; channel Satan; i just knew when you came on, that we were gon' make some money togetha'
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 05:35 |
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aw! it's the story of us!
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 05:49 |
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Thatim posted:I am missing a secretary of Education / Hypernormalization. hear! hear! now, could you help me get at these bushes here? you know how specific lastgirl can be
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 07:33 |
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Thatim posted:If we trim these, lg will see the gnomes in there left by the previous administration hm, good point! the circumspect overly manicured look doesn't please her anyway let's try some moss; the Scottish aesthetic appeals to her, and making this look like a Celtic moor may be appealing to her also I'm thinking angel's breath, Irish moss, and English roses, what do you think thatim?
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 08:14 |
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Thatim posted:I just mow the lawns and trim the hedge. that's the point of moss! you don't have to mow it! now everything else I mentioned may be more labor intensive, but the moss cuts costs, and most importantly cuts labor
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 11:17 |
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Vox Nihili posted:oh HELL yeah i have nothing to do since i don't know how to mow a lawn, and... how is l.o.g going to ignore a secretary of boxed wine position? i can post a stack of empty boxes right the gently caress now, i won't, but i can
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 22:21 |
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:dont lie i seen you watchin them boys from the lawn service!!!! ok, well, true i've been layin' in a chaise lounge while drinkin' gin martinis with thatim, and watching handpicked handsome men mow for me because, and i don't pull weeds, not a man in my position especially, since they threw out my Irish moss idea, i had a whole thing planned, i was gon' show lg pictures from home and garden...creativity is rarely rewarded
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 23:08 |
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:i dont pull weeds i smoke em what! what!
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 23:59 |
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Chokes McGee posted:hi I'm still interested in secretary of state but, have you considered a minister of culture i like it
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 02:10 |
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punchymcpunch posted:maybe the secretary of booze's office should be called the Cabinet Sauvignon the only boxed wine i ever drink
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 11:38 |
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Squizzle posted:oh poo poo i just put irish moss in this year. i didnt get enough so now it looks like a patchy mud hole but i have high hopes!!!!!!!! it's going to take time, but i have high hopes for it too! it looks very very pretty once it grows in
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 20:50 |
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Squizzle posted:thats a deputy assistant undersecretary tho good point
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 20:51 |
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Thatim posted:lawing mows is my thing, but i can teach you. you can ride with me on the mowing machine ok, i'll dress nice for the occasion
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 20:56 |
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2DCAT posted:I, Mr. 2DCAT, am the only true choice for Secretary of Liquor! now this is a secretary of liquor i can get behind, however you are still in hot contention for me with the poster who has replaced food in his fridge with alcohol i didn't see so much as a carton of eggs in that fridge; now that's dedication
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 21:02 |
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2DCAT posted:
oh man, i think at this point, you are the front runner for me this contest is going to be intense if there are more entries like yours in the race
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 00:21 |
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M_Gargantua posted:as I come home from my working man labors to rest my working man feet among my study rustic hardword furniture, I see that my scandalous competitors have advertised their unpreparedness for the gravitas of the position. this is legit so sexy the race for this is incredibly tense and electric Linds needs a fan
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 09:48 |
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:wtf!!! new phone, who 'dis? Conch Shell Corp posted:That limo had a wife and kids Lastgirl posted:"you're the animals, you're the animals" I insist as I continue to spew vitriolic, divisive and shallow rhetoric
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 20:56 |
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Al! posted:my vote goes to 2dcat seconded Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 22:00 on May 4, 2017 |
# ¿ May 4, 2017 21:58 |
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Squizzle posted:if your applying considered judgment to yr vote for sexy of liquor your not engaging the matter in its proper mode imo you are so ready for politics! all hail the squiz as our illustrious and benevolent vp!
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 22:50 |
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Lastgirl posted:2D Cat wins by 7 votes majority and is Secretary of Liquor, may he bring his best thinking face game for the goblins~
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 06:31 |
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punchymcpunch posted:dont forget to tell em your full title when you testify, 2d cat yes, we need to hear your full title to convince the liquor fueled unbelievers, such as myself
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 07:54 |
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2DCAT posted:
you are makin' me proud already; look at that cute lil' lapel pin now, isn't that so much prettia' than pepe the frog? my party has fallen significantly in its tastes and in decorum ova' the last decade; it shames me in public to sit near them 'till ma' check clea's, than it's fine and dandy
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 20:38 |
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2DCAT posted:Choosing my first Liquor of the Month has been a very difficult and challenging problem. On one hand, I'd like to select a liquor that truly represents the people -- a high proof, low cost whiskey that truly represents the history of America. On the other hand... now that the Republicans in Congress appear to have formally recognized my position as Secretary of Liquor, I also feel the need to side the bastard 1%, and select a whiskey thats mediocre, unavailable to nearly the entire world, and outside the price point of the vast majority of the people. But today, as I walked the halls of Congress... I was reminded at how broken our society has become. Instead of choosing one, or the other... I have chosen to make a compromise. sazarac for me then, since i haven't bargain shopped since before becomin' senata' of ma' proud southern constituency thank you for your recommendation, i'll be gettin' blotto on that shortly
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 20:45 |
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anime was right posted:as the secretary of mattering, im glad i dont have to do anything since trump got elected pres your job is to bide your time, because when your job starts up again you'll be sayin':
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 20:48 |
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man down! man down! *gunfire in the background* oh god! i been shot! *helicopter comes into view* oh god! thank goodness i have healthcare, and my ride' s already here! yeah throw chokes mcgee in the back there, he's a friend o' mine al! i trust you'll do the needful
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 22:31 |
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punchymcpunch posted:pro strat if theres more than a thousand daycrew posts i just skip em all pro strat
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 05:43 |
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punchymcpunch posted:omar culture is pretty terrible and will inevitably mestastasize into the cancer that kills the barksdale gang.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 08:39 |
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AYE
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 21:12 |
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rudatron posted:What happened to the spirit of ed balls so is that an aye or a nay, because this is a senate quorum, and if you don't have a vote, you don't have a say, citizen
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 07:49 |
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FabioClone posted:"Will no one investigate this deranged, inebriated president and her cabinet of sycophants and career shitposters" I lament, positioning myself for a presidential run as a principled outsider. well hey there, trump
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 11:39 |
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Weeping Wound posted:I will decide the beer of choice this week. Expect a Champange. Of Beers. *peeks out of window intently*
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# ¿ May 15, 2017 23:39 |
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:you know who they named that poo poo after dontcha sug??? naw hon, enlighten me
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 01:16 |
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:
i like it when you put ya lips togetha, and blow ya secrets into ma ear
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 06:32 |