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Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

This is the official thread for statements by and policy directives of the CSPAM President.

The current CSPAM President is: Lastgirl. All hail Lastgirl, and her glorious new regime!

Current Policy Directive:

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Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

The 2nd CSPAM presidential election is over! It was byzantine, unrepresentative, and thoroughly prone to corruption and backroom dealing, as usual. Whether a certain former candidate decides to stage any sort of coup in an attempt to overturn the results remains to be seen.

The powers and responsibilities of that office are far too complicated and numerous for me to go into right now, but please rest assured that the current President knows everything they need to about the office they hold. However, I should lay out some ground rules just to keep things on as even a keel as we ever have:

General Forums Rules: Even the CSPAM President is bound to obey them. Legum servi sumus ut liberi esse possimus.
Tenure of Office: While there are no set terms or limits on this office, no one holding it is immune from recall or overthrow.
Civilization and its Malcontents: Flouting the authority of the President may or may not have consequences, depending on circumstances and especially whether it's done in an entertaining fashion.
Chill Out: Don't take any of this nonsense too seriously. If all of this ceases to be fun and turns into garbage we'll probably just get rid of it and pretend it never happened.
Ed? Balls.

This thread is now open that we may all bask in the glory of our new Fearless Leader, and her all-but-guaranteed comical disaster of an administration.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 14:13