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is this the new posadist thread?
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 14:31 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 00:43 |
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im pretty sure earth is loving backwards as gently caress in the eyes of the aliens our philosophy our morality is light years behind theirs they will ask why didn't you listen to ron paul? you only needed to listen.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 14:30 |
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Baloogan posted:i also think that there could be viruses zooming around the universe, some sort of signal that makes lifeforms want to build radio telescopes and rebroadcast the signal until the universe is singing the same hymn and whoever is running the sim gets pissed off and shuts us down is maga a virus
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 15:25 |
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Jose posted:the only thing i care about is if i can gently caress the aliens buddy, they wont even let me gently caress the aliens
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 16:43 |
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Imagine Trump trying to impress aliens with various boasts about gold buildings and voter turnout. They're all like, "We traveled countless light years to sp-" and then he cuts them off to tell them about how he has a golf course in Scotland, and it's the best. Now imagine he gets really mad at the aliens when they don't seem duly impressed by his hot daughter or whatever, so he send several aircraft carriers into space in order to send em a message. Just launches the fuckers, unmodified for space flight and fully crewed, into the void.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 17:58 |
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mysterious frankie posted:Imagine Trump trying to impress aliens with various boasts about gold buildings and voter turnout. They're all like, "We traveled countless light years to sp-" and then he cuts them off to tell them about how he has a golf course in Scotland, and it's the best. i think ive seen this anime
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 18:03 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_b-5GAdC6U
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 18:07 |
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Baloogan posted:i think ive seen this anime *Aliens watch aircraft carrier full of screaming dying navy men, all banging on the glass as they freeze and asphyxiate, go cruising by their departing spacecraft* Alien: Yeah, let's never go back there again.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 18:07 |
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Baloogan posted:or, another scenario eons later, post-humanity finally arives at the source of the neutrino signals and finds out that it was just some insect level alien species with no intelligence that spewed out neutrinos as part of their biochemical process loving space fireflies
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 18:24 |
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mysterious frankie posted:*Aliens watch aircraft carrier full of screaming dying navy men, all banging on the glass as they freeze and asphyxiate, go cruising by their departing spacecraft* With just a little modification i'm sure we can take the fight right to those xeno bastards
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 18:41 |
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 18:43 |
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 18:48 |
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Zajajaja posted:
Paint it gold and I'll sign whatever budget proposal you put on my desk.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 18:51 |
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I like the idea we're so hell-bent on killing each other it stopped humans getting into space and aliens will only realise this after sharing the technology for it
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 19:34 |
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the only messengers we need to talk the aliens are these two bad boys right here (i show my fists that have MARX and ENGELS tattooed on the knuckles)
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 19:37 |
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who wins in a fight? grays or nordics?
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 19:38 |
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the ENGELS is all scrunched up to fit
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 19:38 |
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 19:47 |
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Jose posted:I like the idea we're so hell-bent on killing each other it stopped humans getting into space and aliens will only realise this after sharing the technology for it Theres a whole series about this actually, p cool read but its very AMERICA gently caress YEAH. "The Road Not Taken" by Harry Turtledove. Ends with an alien crying about how hosed they are all now that humans have space rides.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 19:58 |
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is harry turtledove the lost cause alt history writer
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 19:59 |
What if it's bees and all the leaders of the world have to learn silly wiggle butt dances?
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 21:58 |
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 22:01 |
One of my deeply paranoid aquantences believed that Hillary Clinton was going to use her power as leader of the free world to stage a massive "alien invasion" via holograms. She would use this E.T. false flag to bring humanity under one banner in a unified yet tyrannical New World Order It is possible that Trump saved us from that
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 22:02 |
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She did dress very science fictiony. And she can't describe why she wants to run. She has a fanatical circle of insiders. Support of the American Deep State, and the Soroses of the world.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 22:06 |
It's like the finale of Childhood's End but instead children dancing humanity into the infinite it's just people of color really getting along with the bees.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 22:10 |
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Blindsight is good
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 22:46 |
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just finished reading it myself, shorter than I thought it would be!
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 22:48 |
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Baloogan posted:just finished reading it myself, shorter than I thought it would be! you can read?
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 22:51 |
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I also enjoyed the sequel although not as much
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 22:53 |
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bump_fn posted:you can read? my recommendation for the c-spam book club was the one selected by 2 rounds of voting of course i can read blindsight
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 23:04 |
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A single majestic vessel glides out of orbit over Washington and hovers gracefully over the National Mall. A ramp extends and a lithe being ventures forth. To an awed onlooker it pronounces "we have seen your cattes on the Joo-Toobe and have come to offer tribute unto them."
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 23:07 |
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"Furthermore, who is a good boy? Your dogges are good boys!"
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 23:11 |
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"We find that humans enslave other, lesser, species. Thus you should have no complaints that we shall now enslave you!"
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 23:21 |
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we basically just wanted to gently caress w this guy fermi we heard some things about sorry bye
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 23:26 |
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steinrokkan posted:Aliens arrive pitch perfect that is exactly how it would go down
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 00:46 |
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:One of my deeply paranoid aquantences believed that Hillary Clinton was going to use her power as leader of the free world to stage a massive "alien invasion" via holograms. She would use this E.T. false flag to bring humanity under one banner in a unified yet tyrannical New World Order
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 00:50 |
God help the aliens that run into us at a time when we could push an asteroid in the direction of any planet we so wished.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 00:56 |
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Pretty sure we're the most dangerous game in the Galaxy op.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 01:41 |
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i think aliens would enjoy the fact that our sun & moon look like theyre the same size from the surface
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 01:42 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 00:43 |
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We're also 100% the "lanky low grav people with pyromania."
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 01:44 |