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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Horseshoe theory posted:

Sounds like the happy ending that the French deserve, then.
en effet

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Everyone Dies, But Woke

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Le Pen will be a busted flush if she doesn't win, and they'll have a civil war between her, her niece, and presumably some guy who isn't a millionaire pétainiste celebrity and is from the north of France in Autumn at their party conference.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

jBrereton posted:

Le Pen will be a busted flush if she doesn't win, and they'll have a civil war between her, her niece, and presumably some guy who isn't a millionaire pétainiste celebrity and is from the north of France in Autumn at their party conference.

acting like Le Pen won't be getting a polonium smoothie if she doesn't win

Fiction
Apr 28, 2011
Every election the left doesn't win and perform at is a step closer to fascism. Remember that.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Fiction posted:

Every election the left doesn't win and perform at is a step closer to fascism. Remember that.

Fully automated luxury salt

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Fiction posted:

Every election the left doesn't win and perform at is a step closer to fascism. Remember that.

Excellent user name / post combo :downsbravo:

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


New poll results just came in.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Spoiler for final results



Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
S'il vous plaît applaudir

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Massive tears ahead

https://twitter.com/benjaminhaddad/status/856235509475049472

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


Man this election really does have a Trump, Clinton, and Bernie

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

online vote?

petrov gonna hack that poo poo

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Spoiler for final results





Jeb! cannot rule a country he can't reach with arms outstretched!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

pussy

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich

What a cool guy.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

zegermans posted:

Man this election really does have a Trump, Clinton, and Bernie

Yeah I remember when Bernie refused to concede at the DNC and didn't endorse a candidate

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Even the Trotskyists have endorsed Macron, I guess Mélanchon really bought into his own messiah schtick

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Karl Barks posted:

someone who knows better, why didn't hamon drop out?

iirc parties get some campaign money back if they get more than 5%

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Maybe the real reason Mélanchon lost is leftism sucks and is Real Bad

But no, leftism can't fail it can only be failed :rolleyes:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Stay in d&d you big baby bitch

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

axeil posted:

Maybe the real reason Mélanchon lost is leftism sucks and is Real Bad

What do you dislike about leftism?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Nonsense posted:

Stay in d&d you big baby bitch

i'm a big baby bitch

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Yeah I remember when Bernie refused to concede at the DNC and didn't endorse a candidate

Melechon seems more like a HRC than a Bernie to me. :shrug:

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
I'm a big baby, bitch.

Alienwarehouse
Apr 1, 2017

So it's a choice between a neoliberal technocrat and a protectionist nationalist?

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/athertonkd/status/855493995228786691

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

jBrereton posted:

I know, and it isn't even about anything I have personally ever said, some UKMT lurker just doles em out.

Well Macron married his teacher so probably him.

he married her just to prove that he can


its insidious

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
mdr

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Alienwarehouse posted:

So it's a choice between a neoliberal technocrat and a protectionist nationalist?

Yeah boi.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Alienwarehouse posted:

So it's a choice between a neoliberal technocrat and a protectionist nationalist?

What is Macron's position on immigration by the way?

I've read that he opposes "immigration quotas" and "wants to work with the EU to strengthen immigration" something-or-other.

As an outsider it's not clear to me where he stands on more/less immigration.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
I highly doubt Le Pen is being honest about the protectionism stuff because the nationalists across the channel sure as hell weren't

Fiction
Apr 28, 2011

Jeb! Repetition posted:

What do you dislike about leftism?

hes rich and knows he deserves madame guillotine deep down in his heart

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Venom Snake posted:

I highly doubt Le Pen is being honest about the protectionism stuff because the nationalists across the channel sure as hell weren't

The UK is boned though. France will always have Africa and the belligerent continent to trade regardless of whatever stance France takes with Le Pen. Germany is only silent because Le Pen will probably lose. I don't know how Germany will start playing the game once France falls.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Helical Nightmares posted:

What is Macron's position on immigration by the way?
"Get used to it".

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis
Wait if Le Pen wins will I still be able to watch France 24 online or is she going to take it away

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Venom Snake posted:

I highly doubt Le Pen is being honest about the protectionism stuff because the nationalists across the channel sure as hell weren't

Wait what? Next you're gonna tell me the neo-Nazis on speaking tours of US university campuses are doing something other than championing free speech.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
I doubt Le Pen will win but if she did at least there'd be the bright side of the EU getting hosed a little more.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





whomupclicklike posted:

Wait if Le Pen wins will I still be able to watch France 24 online or is she going to take it away

It's just german tv with french subtitles.

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Agnosticnixie
Jan 6, 2015
I'm still seeing no site with actual results posted, it's entirely the ipsos preliminary results.

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