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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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high ranking FN politicians are posting fake texts attributed to Macron supporters

http://www.lemonde.fr/les-decodeurs...66_4355770.html

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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la hottest take

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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our pepes on a video game forum spent all night looking at the leaks and found nothing

https://twitter.com/MacronTV/status/860777180959256577

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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punk rebel ecks posted:

Lol people are ALREADY blaming Macron's bad performance on Russia leaking the emails and the results aren't even in.

Americans are shook by the emails.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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this alt right idiot

https://twitter.com/joshdcaplan/status/860868394534522880

believe this parody is a real leak lol

"i binge watched the 10 seasons of modern doctor who and thought moffat did great work from season 5 on

"my love for yaoi and progressive metal had concealed the truth from me"

I'm fascinated by all these clowns not speaking a lick of french, trying to matter

Kurtofan has issued a correction as of 17:50 on May 6, 2017

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Pener Kropoopkin posted:

People forget that the worst thing about The Emails was the Clinton campaign's response to it, which only made her look more untrustworthy.

poo poo i remember, it was painful to watch

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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she broke that glass ceiling

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Shear Modulus posted:

pretty sure french people spend their saturdays having sex with beautiful people all day

yeah i can confirm (except for me)

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Condiv posted:

what's that line after the moffat one say? it's talking about "sometimes i jack it while listening to a .wav of the noises of..." and that's about all i could get with my level of french

the sound of sinks emptying

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Main Paineframe posted:

lol at the random words in English

le globalisme

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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i just voted, now begins the wait

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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i didnt say i voted for macron so i'm safe

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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the french far right also has a strong anti-american streak

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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hakimashou posted:

Bunch of ingrates.

they wanted the soviets to liberate paris

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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i feel the same way as before brexit and trump

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Yinlock posted:

i thought the french everything had a strong anti-non-french streak

liberals like america

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRX7Wxxo8ig

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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:cool:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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death

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Grouchio posted:

When are votes going to be counted?

in two hours results are in

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Lawman 0 posted:

*jerks it furiously to beurettes anyways*

Justin Bridoux

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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65

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Venuz Patrol posted:

lol, macron outperformed the polls

nathan secoué

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/861281153239724033

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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financially racist posted:

well i'm glad that the literal fascist lost really hard, but macron still sucks so eh

p much how i'm feeling

i felt that way last election as well

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Bip Roberts posted:

Macron at 61% with zero ile de france reported yet.

ile de france is how he gets to 65 i'm guessing, we ain't the biggest lepen fans

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Grondoth posted:

Jerry Lewis endorsed Macron

jerry lewis is actually a trumper so i'd be surprised

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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make that 2018

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Bip Roberts posted:

I ran the google maps eyeball test in some of the heaviest Le Pen areas like Aisne and the north part of Haute-Marne and they don't seems nearly as visibly lovely as just about any part of rural America.

they're pretty dreary and depressing but not really opiods wastelands at least

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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biggest sized cities Le Pen won are Calais (in the pas de calais department, where she got a majority) and Nouméa, the capital of New Caledonia in the Pacific

she also got half the votes in the Tampon on the island of Reunion

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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macron got 90% of the votes in paris

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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CassandraZara posted:

23% is also how many votes Hillary got by this measure.

well hillary bad so this checks out

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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hakimashou posted:

Supposedly with Macron's finance expertise he's going to put the screws hard to british finance / london in the brexit.

good

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Vox Nihili posted:

Also, I managed to miss this in the run-up to the election:


Looks like Marine got Jeb'd by her father at the very last minute, lmao

they've got a soured relationship ever since she booted him off the party

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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he prefers the niece because she's from the same ultra catholic branch of the party and hates his daughter's gay former leftist advisor

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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she dumped her fashy daddy but replaced him with a vladdy daddy

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Pinch Me Im Meming posted:

My MP Marion M-LP is very likely to throw down the towel to pursue other things. Expect official announcement soon.

the crusade to de-gayfy the front national

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Alt-right waifu leaves politics :qq:

i can ask her to marry me then
i will reform her

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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punk rebel ecks posted:

So were the polls correct on the election's outcome? Was Macron suppose to win by this much?

the polls had him at 60, so he actually was supposed to win by less (he won 66)

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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the left is splitting up in a bazillions parties for the legislative elections right now

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