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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Baloogan posted:

this thread is for discussions pétaining to one (1) french election.
fixed

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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zegermans posted:

Why are French politicians incapable of not loving things
they gently caress in weird ways too

it's strange to me!

if it's not through a hole in a sheet like mormon jesus intended then i'm not interested!

good news though!

https://twitter.com/ByCommonConsent/status/855412298189373441

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 18:49 on Apr 22, 2017

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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list of good articles by conservative writers about france's political / social crisis:

+ https://www.city-journal.org/html/french-coming-apart-15125.html

+ http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/the-battle-for-france-french-elections-eric-zemmour/

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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the fun thing is that le pen / melenchon / macron / fillon all have about the same chance of getting into the runoff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku2wFaaPAzI

if it's le pen & melenchon then buckle the gently caress up

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Peanut President posted:

France has always been fascist, embrace it, imo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX0hU7jQ5O4

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Gauche caviar

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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I'll smack the National Front too for hating on my freedom fries :911:

They want to pull France out of our Atlanticist empire like what? And yapping along with that rhetoric is a champagne-sipping bilingual Canadian duck!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFELNIpeTjY&t=7s

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Who wants foie gras for dinner?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Nanomashoes posted:

Mélenchon isn't a fascist, and he is going to be elected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfuFjA2NOx0

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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le gouverneur

:anime:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Agnosticnixie posted:

"Based on my experience Le Pen has been president since 2000" - a very convincing argument

Seriously reading this thread you'd think Le Pen has the majority of seats at the national assembly rather than the PS (she has 2).
So what you're saying is that if Le Pen somehow managed to win (she won't) it will be impossible for her to govern.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Jose posted:

Guaiana get a vote?
Oui

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Feel the Fillon

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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I feel the Fillonmentum!

No results yet but I still feel it!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Dammit my feels

Nooooooooooooooooo

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Congrats to Emmanuel Macron, the next President of the French Republic. Also to his freaky teacher wife oh my how weird but also kinda kinky and sexy maybe?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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sexpig by night posted:

except for Trump the issue was he constantly over-performed polls and had that whole 'hidden Trump support' thing going, and Le Pen is performing exactly like polling shows and that's not good for her?
correct lol

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Condiv posted:

"polling was right this time! that must mean it's fixed and we can trust it again!!"
macron will win

MACRON :france: WILL :france: WIN :france:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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lol @ melenchon being all sad and stuff.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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https://twitter.com/michaelbd/status/856461709862731776

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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if you zoom in close enough to one of the tiny, cloudy pink dots near the pyrenees you'll see an image of krusty the clown going "suck my dick, fuckman" but in french

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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https://twitter.com/sturdyAlex/status/856571608374366209

i'm not exactly sure pol's strategy of spreading (a) sexy rumors (b) in english regarding the french elections is very well thought out

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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mister magpie posted:

Is Paris a really conservative city? What's the Le Pen appeal there?
Nah yellow is Macron. Le Pen's territory is in the rust belt north and the Med coast (Pied-Noirs). I've also read that some of the areas near Germany have generally been authoritarian and went from being annexed by the Nazis, to being communist strongholds post-war and now voting for the authoritarian right today.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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http://foreignpolicy.com/2017/04/25/emmanuel-macron-is-everything-hillary-clinton-was-not-french-elections/

quote:

Macron’s success raises the question of whether center-left regimes are foundering under the weight of an unpopular platform or simply unpopular leaders. Although crucial blocs of voters in many countries undoubtedly favor retreating from global institutions like NATO and the European Union, it’s not clear whether such views actually command a majority in any country, perhaps not even in the United Kingdom, where multiple surveys indicate that most voters, faced with a weakening pound, wish Brexit had failed.

In France, the doomed Socialist Party machine of President François Hollande and his former prime minister Manuel Valls, instead of clinging to vanity and suffering defeat at the hands of Marine Le Pen’s National Front brownshirts, concluded that fascism could be stopped in its tracks, but only through drastic action: dismantling the party system, committing suicide as a ruling class, and effectively endorsing a younger spokesman with a full head of hair.

[...]

The New York Times recently glossed Macron as someone with the “profile” of an “insider” but the “policies” of an “outsider.” The truth is closer to the opposite. Macron successfully branded himself as an outsider while boosting an agenda that differs little from his predecessor. Most impressively, Macron managed to co-opt the millenarian, apocalyptic rhetoric of his opponents on the extreme right and the extreme left.

[...]

English-language publications typically translate En Marche!, the name of Macron’s centrist coalition, as “forward,” but “forward” fails to convey the name’s explosive, eschatological ring. “En Marche” means not simply “forward” — a slogan that, à la benighted Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush’s Jeb!, might suggest continuity with the old regime — but something closer to “turned on” or “on the march.” It’s not that Macron has fooled voters into thinking he’s a bomb-thrower — they know perfectly well that he’s pushing a neoliberal agenda. Macron might not sound totally believable when he calls for smashing the system, but change-hungry voters still appreciate the feeling of being targeted. Authenticity isn’t the only thing rewarded in politics; effort is rewarded, too.

[...]

It’s hard not to draw an unfavorable comparison between the center-left strategy in France and the center-left strategy in the United States, where leaders of the Democratic Party are mostly digging in, apparently unwilling to contemplate a hard reboot of personnel. Democratic Party regulars are fired up, but the party’s leaders, who remain unpopular, seem to be having difficulty capitalizing on that enthusiasm. Trump, by all accounts, has had a miserable first 100 days in office, with innumerable controversies and no major accomplishments. Nevertheless, some analysts say his approval ratings, in the low 40s, are consistent with narrow re-election. The Republican Party, which controls the entire federal government and most levers of power in the states, is deeply unpopular, but the Democratic Party, which controls nothing, is even less popular, according to some polls. The irony is that the Democratic Party’s platform on issues like health care, education, and immigration is as popular — and as progressive — as it’s ever been.
Guess we'll find out.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Watch Macron blow the election.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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quote:

One of Mr. Mélenchon’s top aides derided the candidate’s critics in a telephone interview Tuesday. “You’ve got to look at where the criticism is coming from,” said Éric Coquerel, a member of the Paris regional council.

“It’s coming from those whose policies have favored the development of the National Front, from the Socialist Party,” said Mr. Coquerel, referring to the quarrel that divided the French left for five years: the governing Socialists’ mild pro-market turn, seen as a betrayal by France’s far left.

“We don’t want to help Marine Le Pen, but we don’t want to endorse Mr. Macron,” he said.

“He’s the candidate of free trade,” Mr. Coquerel said. “He’s going to assist in the Uberization of society. Everything we are going to fight against in the coming months. There’s no possible rapprochement.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/25/world/europe/france-melenchon-macron-le-pen.html

quote:

If an additional sign was needed to show that the mobilization against the presence of the National Front in the second round of the presidential election is much lower than that of 2002, the unions have just given it . Fifteen years ago, all the unions, with the exception of FO, had demonstrated together against the extreme right. In 2017, there will be no single parade.

http://www.lemonde.fr/election-pres...25_4854003.html
Le Pen also surged in France's overseas territories:

http://www.lemonde.fr/les-decodeurs...38_4355770.html

Also gotta love that the French word for overseas is "ultramarine."

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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When I visited Quebec there were nightly student protests going on and the T.V. news referred to them as "manifestation nocturne" which sounded cool as hell. That'd be a great name for a gothic rock band.

There was also a chain of gas stations / bodegas / convenience stores called Couche Tard with an owl mascot.



I laughed because I am a yokel and French is a strange language to me. Company owns a ton of stores around the world under different names and in the U.S.

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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national-populists:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asLViyTSNIU

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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the trick to blending in with the montrealers was it seemed to look like you haven't bathed in two days

because my brother was with me and he looked like that and everyone assumed he was francophone

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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macron finally has a good media day. after le pen gave up the leadership of the FN, the interim chief has had to step down for being a holocaust denier and petainist. meanwhile, macron is visiting a village which was the site of an SS massacre during WWII.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-france-election-idUSKBN17U0UQ

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/858289200323592193

Dupont-Aignan is the chief of Debout la France, a minor Gaullist political party. He placed sixth in the first round with 4.7% of the vote.

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 15:36 on Apr 29, 2017

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Helical Nightmares posted:

Evidently this is what a French skinhead looks like


This person looks familiar. I think she had a pro-FN Tumblr with a lot of pics of her and her tits out. I stumbled across it and :psyduck:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Can't begone the Macron

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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U.S. posters on /pol/: Yaaaas Le Pen slay queeeeen

French posters on /pol/: Sacré bleu that was a goddamned disaster!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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https://twitter.com/dirtybiology/status/859884677175418885

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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https://twitter.com/philousports/status/859880480191238144

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtrC5x-GDLE

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Vox Nihili posted:

i think macron resisted her hex, but theres really no way to be sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6dCwdV2rmc&t=431s

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Macron will win

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Yeah and a lot of English language stuff. And #MFGA which is kind of an rear end-backwards way of appealing to French nationalists who are a tad sensitive about the English language. I think France has a relatively low percentage of its population which is conversant in English too.

Looks like about 39 percent. Just a guess but Le Pen voters seem like the types less likely to understand English or care to. If you don't, you're at a disadvantage in a globalized economy anyways.

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 20:53 on May 5, 2017

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Baloogan posted:

i know a couple of peeps who did twitter bot army pro trump things who were unable to really get into the whole french thing because to do french nationalism right you need to know french which is pretty lol
Always hand it to Americans to gently caress up influencing the politics of other countries through basic lack of language skills and understanding of national cultures

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