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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax


This is a thread for bears.



Much like humans, bears are native to every continent. Except Australia, Koalas don't count.







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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Two very different bear drills.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pLsM2ijRao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=645QSzGJfqs

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

op i think you may have seen the "PYF Lion" thread and gotten confused



this appears to be an innocent enjoyment of bears, not a thinly-veiled attempt to spread your fetish and demand attention like this forum is designed for

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

op i think you may have seen the "PYF Lion" thread and gotten confused



this appears to be an innocent enjoyment of bears, not a thinly-veiled attempt to spread your fetish and demand attention like this forum is designed for

Sun bears are such amazing goofballs.


Cobra traps


Tongue for days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd1Ior68i_k
Sometimes are Batman



The Jungle Book is set in India, so while in the Disney cartoon Baloo looks like a normal brown bear he probably would have been a sun bear or a sloth bear since they're native to that area.




:buddy:

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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
One of the most vicious bear attacks in human history is the sankebetsu brown bear incident, in which a bear went to town on a human settlement after waking up from hibernation.



A shrine is erected in memorial of the event and the lives lost there, showing both the lifestyle of the settlers and the size of the terrible monster that attacked them.



Modern-day Japan now has cute bear signs decorating the road.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Guy Mann posted:

Sun bears are such amazing goofballs.

yeah

i watched a sunbear climb a tree in a zoo and then fall out of it, confused that a tiny little branch would not support its weight

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Guy Mann posted:

Much like humans, bears are native to every continent. Except Australia, Koalas don't count.

Racist. Don't discriminate.



Also this good red bear cat

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

these bears are not to my taste

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjDoivsh4vY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoDbqDeRaHA (actually kind of NSFW because of sauna)

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

I think this one may actually be a dog, I'm not sure.

http://i.imgur.com/t7sQYCw.mp4

http://i.imgur.com/p9Q6mwu.mp4

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Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Guy Mann posted:

Much like humans, bears are native to every continent.

Really?

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Yes, aside from Australia every continent has bears.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Guy Mann posted:

Yes, aside from Australia every continent has bears.

You've missed one.

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008
Sadly, Africa no longer has bears.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlas_bear

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

RIP these brave bears who died

https://i.imgur.com/SDIPIpW.gifv

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

bears are mostly yakdogs, but i am sure that the sunbear is wholly dog

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
Bears are okay. 6/10

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

bears are mostly yakdogs

:eng101: fat dogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmbH2gF2BMk

Hedrigall posted:

Bears are okay. 6/10

You're just jealous because lions haven't mastered the splitting of the atom.

https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/844565394534924294

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Bear rendering technology has grown by leaps and bounds in only a short amount of time.

https://i.imgur.com/GwP6IqB.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/RYGXkwd.gifv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFlo-B-l4Ds

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax






Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

here's a bear being a moron

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Ugh! Look at all these bears with hideous long faces.

Mephiston
Mar 10, 2006

https://twitter.com/punchesbears/status/738256737476562944

this bear is acceptable.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Murderbabies :3:


https://i.imgur.com/j3Xs90U.gifv https://i.imgur.com/11i7SoJ.gifv

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Twerk that bear

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Three-Phase posted:

Twerk that bear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fscX6xvkkR4

e. Pandas do handstands to rub their butts on trees. They invented shitposting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=006ip4ndThE

Guy Mann has a new favorite as of 14:40 on May 6, 2017

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?










https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8_m1H0YpkQ

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

That movie was pretty big back in the day I watched it as a youth it's OK.



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Jul 23, 2011

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Grimey Drawer
This photo is hanging up at the post office in the Old Faithful area at Yellowstone National Park, and was taken by the Old Faithful Postmaster. It's loving brutal and awesome. The bison had fallen into a hot spring (that's what it's injuries are from, the bear hadn't gotten him yet) and the bear is trying to take advantage of it's injury and have himself a nice meal. Bears don't gently caress with fully-grown bison, a bison ain't nothing to gently caress with, even for a bear. They usually go after the calves, or sickly/injured adults.

DreamScythe
Jul 25, 2007
:canada:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pLsM2ijRao

Whoops, repost.
Worth reposting though

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Bear 122, who is the dominant male grizzly of Banff National Park.



Here he is eating a black bear.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
Something Awful's favorite bear, Wojtek!

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvduCPXO_FE

Bears: Our greatest defense against drones

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

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Grimey Drawer

This is a very cool picture

Dog Case
Oct 7, 2003

Heeelp meee... prevent wildfires
All bears are favorite bears. Here's a particularly good bear



Edit: This one is also good

https://youtu.be/6HLkqERveB4

Dog Case has a new favorite as of 02:34 on Aug 20, 2017

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hypoallergenic cat breed
Dec 16, 2010


Sloth bears are my favorite type of bear just because they are so fluffy and goofy looking. They look like they'd be nice to pet before they tore your face off with their giant claws.

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