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on the 1981 table of mice and men, after you've dropped all the dog targets and lit the g, u, and n lights, you can access the upper playfield where the large plastic lenny head can be hit repeatedly for 50,000,000 points, which has to be one of the best pinball skillshots.

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i am he posted:

if you successfully lit up all 4 of the "draw and quarter" lights on the 1995 braveheart tie-in table an animatronic mel gibson would crawl out from under the machine hand you a copy of the protocols of the elders of zion

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Manifisto posted:

on the classic film noir table, it is a huge challenge to squeeze your ball by the femme fatale without being led down the wrong path (the one involving easy money). however, it doesn't really matter, in the end your ball will be done in by some internal flaw.

lol

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cda posted:

On the Cinderella table it's really hard to hit Cinderella because she keeps running away from the ball

:rimshot:

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on a clockwork orange, after looping each of the 4 violent crime ramp shots, players can activate the "ludovico multiball", a hectic 5 ball mode during which alex's eyes open at the top of the table, and can be bombarded while clips of malcolm mcdowell screaming play in the background.

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Zorodius posted:

The extremely unpopular 1983 WarGames pinball machine includes a warning that "The only winning move is not to play." This is correct; the flippers are wired to the building mains, and even inserting a quarter is enough to trigger a massive electrical fire likely to kill everyone inside.

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Ein cooler Typ posted:

o i didn't read the whole topic I didn't know we were supposed to do jokes

it sounds like the street fighter 2 pinball table is the real joke.

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