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and i must meme
Jan 15, 2017

Baloogan posted:

i want to avoid discontinuities in like, humanity

maybe some brainiacs frozen for the trip and like, The Top Sperm of Cum Town stored in vats.

isnt cum town one of those chapo clones

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
yes
i like the name :shrug: never seen an episode or whatever its just what id cal the cum vats section on the spaceship if i were a generation ship inmate

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

and i stood upon the hospital floor, and saw a beast rise out of the man's chest, having seven mouths and zero eyes, and the mouths spoke the name of blasphemy

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Baloogan posted:

wtf would peeps on a generation ship even DO aside from living and breathing and loving?

you could ask this of people anywhere really

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

I've lost all respect for you this day.

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

rudatron posted:

hey loogs i don't know if you like watching stupid youtube poo poo but here's a channel you might like: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZFipeZtQM5CKUjx6grh54g

subbed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvs_f5MwT04

:smith:

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Baloogan posted:

wtf would peeps on a generation ship even DO aside from living and breathing and loving?

if you let them know wtf is going on the next generation would be pretty pissed off at their parents

but if its like "whoah the universe is 12 miles long, cylindircal" and they are like, farming with cows

aliens would be like 0_0 if they encountered these ships which i think is hilarious

Seriouspost have you read "Book of the Long Sun" by Gene Wolfe, it attempts to answer these things

It has a generational ship the size of a continent and the people onboard don't know they are cargo, they worship gods that are software, oh and the pope is a vampire

The_Politics_Man
Aug 25, 2015

Nebakenezzer posted:

oh and the pope is a vampire

how's that sci-fi?

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Initial impressions of The Expanse: Naomi is insanely hot.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

^^ Interest growing

resar posted:

how's that sci-fi?

He's a decent dude surprisingly - he's been trying to keep the gods from appearing for at least 100 years so that people don't realize how depraved some of them are. The government surrounding the characters has been taken over by never aging androids who have similarly become twisted shells of humans and the Pope gets them to step the gently caress off when a schoolteacher nun is about to be tortured. The schoolteacher nun becomes a general in a revolutionary army fighting the android government

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 235 days!
i like it, but first we must place the beast called "the market" in chains. freedom is for humanity not abstractions. it serves us, not we it

then once we stop killing earth and ourselves, we bring our gay communism to the stars

gay space communism

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Lastgirl posted:

so basically how viruses propagates? :q:

host planet explodes, sends fragments of meat pods crashing into other planets to inhabit, reproduce and do it allover again :unsmigghh:

let me tell you about panspermia~

pretty sure it's happened already, with Mars

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
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Lastgirl posted:

so basically how viruses propagates? :q:

host planet explodes, sends fragments of meat pods crashing into other planets to inhabit, reproduce and do it allover again :unsmigghh:

let me tell you about panspermia~

this is the plot of Chrono Trigger and FF7

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Cum Town is a comedy podcast done by two stand-up comedians and hosted by the president of the Democratic Socialists of America, Nick Mullen.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

The Expanse is really good.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Is there a way to view the Leper's Colony on the Android Awful app

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

best thing about The Expanse is that the Earth is basically a social democratic paradise, but it's hosed up anyway because it still has to practice imperialism on the outer planets. Berniecrats should take notes.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

TWIST FIST posted:

and i stood upon the hospital floor, and saw a beast rise out of the man's chest, having seven mouths and zero eyes, and the mouths spoke the name of blasphemy

And that beasts name was Bernie Sanders

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Nebakenezzer posted:

Seriouspost have you read "Book of the Long Sun" by Gene Wolfe, it attempts to answer these things

It has a generational ship the size of a continent and the people onboard don't know they are cargo, they worship gods that are software, oh and the pope is a vampire

I read Long and New sun chronicles and they are both extra excellent and worth everyone's time. The Long Sun books are way easier to understand than New Sun, which is written entirely in woozy, knotted up Fever English.

Gene Wolfe is my homie.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Main Paineframe posted:

And that beasts name was Bernie Sanders

great now i have to redo this

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 235 days!

TWIST FIST posted:

great now i have to redo this


Captain's Log, Stardate 666
This is Captain Luis Cypher of the USS Wormword...

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Initial impressions of The Expanse: Naomi is insanely hot.

:same: but also Bobbie

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

best thing about The Expanse is that the Earth is basically a social democratic paradise, but it's hosed up anyway because it still has to practice imperialism on the outer planets. Berniecrats should take notes.

there's a bit later on where they show what actual living conditions are like for the billions of people living on UBI less than a mile from the shiny UN hall in Manhattan and they are strictly not good

the bitcoin of weed has issued a correction as of 20:36 on Apr 25, 2017

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

TWIST FIST posted:

great now i have to redo this


you misspelled "markey (D)"

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

mysterious frankie posted:

I read Long and New sun chronicles and they are both extra excellent and worth everyone's time. The Long Sun books are way easier to understand than New Sun, which is written entirely in woozy, knotted up Fever English.

Gene Wolfe is my homie.

:high-five:

Yeah, New Sun I enjoyed immensely but it is not an easy read; in contrast you understand basically everything unstated in Long Sun because you are familiar with science fiction

Interestingly though there are no made up words in New Sun, they are usually archaic words

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Nebakenezzer posted:

:high-five:

Yeah, New Sun I enjoyed immensely but it is not an easy read; in contrast you understand basically everything unstated in Long Sun because you are familiar with science fiction

Interestingly though there are no made up words in New Sun, they are usually archaic words

Yeah, New Sun takes a lot of concentration and rereading to tease out everything, because of the archaic phrasing, the fact that the narrator is super unreliable, he comes from a super far off future and describes weird things flippantly as if they're just known, and there's also lots of spacetime fuckery (like how Severian is a normal human until he becomes bonded with the white fountain all the way in the coda, but because he does so in the future he is already bonded in the past, so he's already the Apollo savior figure even before he did anything to become it) just to make everything even more twisty, as if everything else wasn't enough.

Plus Gene just loves playing around with weird forms. Like, there's an entire story told in totalitarian slogans about the glorious leaders because the guy telling it comes from a nation where no one in the underclass understands their language and are taught to communicate entirely in government approved phrases. Or the allegorical play that Baldanders and Dr. Talos put on. Or or or

I love those damned books.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

best thing about The Expanse is that the Earth is basically a social democratic paradise, but it's hosed up anyway because it still has to practice imperialism on the outer planets. Berniecrats should take notes.

Zeon wanted to bring full socialism to the colonies as well

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

mysterious frankie posted:

Yeah, New Sun takes a lot of concentration and rereading to tease out everything, because of the archaic phrasing, the fact that the narrator is super unreliable, he comes from a super far off future and describes weird things flippantly as if they're just known, and there's also lots of spacetime fuckery (like how Severian is a normal human until he becomes bonded with the white fountain all the way in the coda, but because he does so in the future he is already bonded in the past, so he's already the Apollo savior figure even before he did anything to become it) just to make everything even more twisty, as if everything else wasn't enough.

Plus Gene just loves playing around with weird forms. Like, there's an entire story told in totalitarian slogans about the glorious leaders because the guy telling it comes from a nation where no one in the underclass understands their language and are taught to communicate entirely in government approved phrases. Or the allegorical play that Baldanders and Dr. Talos put on. Or or or

I love those damned books.

A retelling of Frankenstein where the monster is the evil scientist and the mad doctor is his creation

:glomp:

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Nebakenezzer posted:

A retelling of Frankenstein where the monster is the evil scientist and the mad doctor is his creation

:glomp:

Mmmmmm hm, everyone read these books!

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Plutonis posted:

Zeon wanted to bring full socialism to the colonies as well

yeah, when it was a republic

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