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DragQueenofAngmar

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s like really sensitive and the tag on ur clothes like irritates it and it kinda hurts but not really, its more like ur aware of that part of ur body more

then a while later it goes away

what is that??? its super annoying. well, a little annoying. like how its annoying when u realize u have to breathe on purpose when u start thinking about it i guess.

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alnilam

yeah I've gotten that thing every once in a while especially on the inner part of my fo rearm it's weird but in the end not a big deal

alnilam

I also have a weird thing where i really really can't stand things touching my sternum

Plebian Parasite

I don't know about that business but I got this weird half callous half blister on my foot where apparently I got a really big splinter and every month on the dot I'll pull another tiny chunk of it out and I don't know whether it was like a huge rear end piece of wood that got broken up by me walking on it all the time or whether I'm just part tree now but itd be kinda cool if it wasn't so obnoxious.

DragQueenofAngmar

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Plebian Parasite posted:

I don't know about that business but I got this weird half callous half blister on my foot where apparently I got a really big splinter and every month on the dot I'll pull another tiny chunk of it out and I don't know whether it was like a huge rear end piece of wood that got broken up by me walking on it all the time or whether I'm just part tree now but itd be kinda cool if it wasn't so obnoxious.

if u were part tree that would be pretty cool tho haha. might make smoking weed kinda awkward i guess

cda

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sounds likle when someone's chewingtheir food and you can hear it really loud and it drives you nuts, only with your clothes instead

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Plebian Parasite posted:

I don't know about that business but I got this weird half callous half blister on my foot where apparently I got a really big splinter and every month on the dot I'll pull another tiny chunk of it out and I don't know whether it was like a huge rear end piece of wood that got broken up by me walking on it all the time or whether I'm just part tree now but itd be kinda cool if it wasn't so obnoxious.

hmm it is sort of silly to play internet doctor especially when someone (like me) doesn't have a whit of medical training and can't examine you etc but this sounds vaguely like it could be a plantar wart, you might want to google that but for the love of god don't gis it

DragQueenofAngmar

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Manifisto posted:

hmm it is sort of silly to play internet doctor especially when someone (like me) doesn't have a whit of medical training and can't examine you etc but this sounds vaguely like it could be a plantar wart, you might want to google that but for the love of god don't gis it

is it called a plantar wart because there is a plant inside u

alnilam

i think it's named for its discoverer, the planters peanuts fancy peanut gentleman

DragQueenofAngmar

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alnilam posted:

I also have a weird thing where i really really can't stand things touching my sternum

this sounds rough my man :( i hope it does not apply to ur clothes, it would be inconvenient if u couldnt wear a shirt and/or jacket

Manifisto


DragQueenofAngmar posted:

is it called a plantar wart because there is a plant inside u

while reluctant to pretend to be a doctor I have no such reservations about pretending to be an etymologist, I'm going to give that a firm yes

DragQueenofAngmar

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alnilam posted:

i think it's named for its discoverer, the planters peanuts fancy peanut gentleman

Manifisto posted:

while reluctant to pretend to be a doctor I have no such reservations about pretending to be an etymologist, I'm going to give that a firm yes

this is great because ill be happy whichever is true :)

DragQueenofAngmar

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whoa or even both could be true, that would be really nice

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Oh god, you mean that thing where it's like a little splinter has been woven into your clothes somewhere like behind your knee and it's constantly poking you but when you take your clothes off and patiently feel every last millimetre of the cloth there is nothing there and then when you put them back on it immediately starts again and it makes you crazy with rage?

No, I don't get that.



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I was not relieved to figure out it was just a small metal needle gently stabbing my balls all day.

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DragQueenofAngmar posted:

s like really sensitive and the tag on ur clothes like irritates it and it kinda hurts but not really, its more like ur aware of that part of ur body more

then a while later it goes away

what is that??? its super annoying. well, a little annoying. like how its annoying when u realize u have to breathe on purpose when u start thinking about it i guess.

real post this could be caused by herpes (even if the symptom you are talking about is not happening on your No Touch Zone)

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DragQueenofAngmar

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hockey jockey posted:

Oh god, you mean that thing where it's like a little splinter has been woven into your clothes somewhere like behind your knee and it's constantly poking you but when you take your clothes off and patiently feel every last millimetre of the cloth there is nothing there and then when you put them back on it immediately starts again and it makes you crazy with rage?

No, I don't get that.

thats a little different but i get that one too. its good u dont though! :)

Doctor Dogballs posted:

real post this could be caused by herpes (even if the symptom you are talking about is not happening on your No Touch Zone)

whoa thats wild. luckily i have been tested as negative recently and I havent gotten laid since then like a dang old loser :/

slowm

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Op I had a mildly severe case of this just a couple of this just a couple of weeks ago and there are a handful of likely causes. First is nonrestorative sleep, a symptom of insomnia. Second is nerve irritation or inflammation. This was the cause of my skin sensitivity brought on by 8-10 hours of continuous automobile operation. Pain can sometimes be experienced in seemingly unrelated areas of the body in relation to the perceived source due to how the nervous system is interconnected. This is "referred pain". The third cause I found is fibromyalgia but let's hope/assume that is not your problemo.

Plebian Parasite

Manifisto posted:

hmm it is sort of silly to play internet doctor especially when someone (like me) doesn't have a whit of medical training and can't examine you etc but this sounds vaguely like it could be a plantar wart, you might want to google that but for the love of god don't gis it

i looked around and i'm pretty sure its not a planters wart. I actually am pretty sure its just a real big splinter, i think i got it when i was sliding around my parents old wood floors in my socks and hit a section where the finish had worn down.

alnilam

Plebian Parasite posted:

i think i got it when i was sliding around my parents old wood floors in my socks and hit a section where the finish had worn down.

This is the most fun activity and is worth any splinters you may have picked up

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

whoa thats wild. luckily i have been tested as negative recently and I havent gotten laid since then like a dang old loser :/

If you had chicken pox as a kid you have dormant herpes in u (a diff kind than the sexy kind tho), I've actually always wondered if dormant chicken pox can cause occasional weird nerve things like this but idk

not-fun bonus fact when i get old the dormant chickrn pox in me and anyone else who had the pox will likely someday awaken and become shingles :negative:

Manifisto


Plebian Parasite posted:

i looked around and i'm pretty sure its not a planters wart. I actually am pretty sure its just a real big splinter, i think i got it when i was sliding around my parents old wood floors in my socks and hit a section where the finish had worn down.

i would pay good money to see the outtakes where this happened to tom cruise

I am mostly curious to see what types of curse words he is partial to

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slowm

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Plantar warts suck

slowm

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Hopefully it's not bonus eruptus which is when the skeleton tries to leap out of the body.

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There's a natural rhythm governing which nostril is best for breathing at any given time (the nasal cycle), and it swaps back and forth every 2.5 hours or so. Usually most people don't notice it at all but this is why when you're sick you might have one good nostril at a time and it moves back and forth.

You aren't supposed to notice it, and noticing it is considered a possible indicator of sinus problems. So now I've basically just made all of you sick by pointing it out. Sorry.

DragQueenofAngmar

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slowm posted:

Hopefully it's not bonus eruptus which is when the skeleton tries to leap out of the body.

i had this but i started wearing a good helmet and very tight clothes all the time and now im good

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Plebian Parasite posted:

i looked around and i'm pretty sure its not a planters wart. I actually am pretty sure its just a real big splinter, i think i got it when i was sliding around my parents old wood floors in my socks and hit a section where the finish had worn down.

I had that happen to me once, very severely, had to do some on-the-spot surgery to get the piece of wood out, and never slid around on wood floors again.

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DragQueenofAngmar posted:

s like really sensitive and the tag on ur clothes like irritates it and it kinda hurts but not really, its more like ur aware of that part of ur body more

then a while later it goes away

what is that??? its super annoying. well, a little annoying. like how its annoying when u realize u have to breathe on purpose when u start thinking about it i guess.

Your username is one of the best i've ever seen

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Hogge Wild posted:

Your username is one of the best i've ever seen

DragQueenofAngmar

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:blush:

DragQueenofAngmar

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hockey jockey posted:

Oh god, you mean that thing where it's like a little splinter has been woven into your clothes somewhere like behind your knee and it's constantly poking you but when you take your clothes off and patiently feel every last millimetre of the cloth there is nothing there and then when you put them back on it immediately starts again and it makes you crazy with rage?

No, I don't get that.

hey man i just realized that u may have been making a joke and were not serious when u said u don't get this happenin to u. I just want to say that if u wanna talk about it, we can do that here in this thread. it can be a safe space for us to talk about weird body feelings. it's a no judgement zone here :)

Plebian Parasite

I am going to continue to say that I have a bug bite on my rear end and not a zit despite the fact that the logistics of a single bug making its way under my covers and through my underpants to bite my rear end specifically and not be crushed by the heft of my body as I shift throughout the night is a mind boggling feat.

DragQueenofAngmar

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dude it's ok, it's not ur fault. some mosquitos can bite all the way through ur dang jeans, u never stood a chance :( we are here for u

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DragQueenofAngmar

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another annoying type of itch that can happen is when u get a mosquito or maybe a fire ant bite like right on ur knuckle. its gonna itch like crazy but when u finally itch it it doesnt really help, it just feels kinda sore but still itchy, but somehow thats better than the just itchy feeling, weirdly

the body is a strange and v mysterious thing

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alnilam posted:

not-fun bonus fact when i get old the dormant chickrn pox in me and anyone else who had the pox will likely someday awaken and become shingles :negative:

i didnt have chicken pox til my sophomore year of college and even though i had a doctors not i had to argue with a couple professors about why i had been out. one was really old and swore up and down that this had never happened before so it couldnt

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DragQueenofAngmar posted:

another annoying type of itch that can happen is when u get a mosquito or maybe a fire ant bite like right on ur knuckle. its gonna itch like crazy but when u finally itch it it doesnt really help, it just feels kinda sore but still itchy, but somehow thats better than the just itchy feeling, weirdly

the body is a strange and v mysterious thing

god fire ants are the worst

some itch, some burn

i actually told an entymologist friend that i could tell the different kinds from how they bit and she said, yeah that happens. s c i e n c e !

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DragQueenofAngmar

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mrbradlymrmartin posted:

god fire ants are the worst

some itch, some burn

i actually told an entymologist friend that i could tell the different kinds from how they bit and she said, yeah that happens. s c i e n c e !

a nice thing when ur not in the south is that when ur chillin and u see an ant, u cant just keeping hanging out with that ant, and it wont bite u like a dang jerk

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