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byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

a nice thing when ur not in the south is that when ur chillin and u see an ant, u cant just keeping hanging out with that ant, and it wont bite u like a dang jerk

i remember those days from my youth and hearin scary stories from my cousins in charleston, then a few years later from my great aunt in kershaw, and then i remember the first time they bit me while i was deadheadin my grandmas flower garden

at least the ants that come inside every now and then are of a chill variety

cool fact: color is only used to differentiate btwn ant species once a specimen has been identified to genus? theres a few ofher things i remember bein way more diagnostic, like the shape of the gaster and size of the petiole

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DragQueenofAngmar

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man all i know is sugar ants are chill bros and ill let them hang out on my hand or leg or whatever anytime :)

slowm

live slow, die whenevs

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

man all i know is sugar ants are chill bros and ill let them hang out on my hand or leg or whatever anytime :)

Are the ones you can see their insides?

DragQueenofAngmar

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slowm posted:

Are the ones you can see their insides?

are there ants where that's a thing? thats so cool

but no sugar ants are the super tiny ones, like little specks, at least, thats what i was told they were called

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
the weirdest thing i learned about entomology hangin out at the museum is that scientists spend an inordinate amount of time staring at bugs junk

SniperWoreConverse



Plebian Parasite posted:

I am going to continue to say that I have a bug bite on my rear end and not a zit despite the fact that the logistics of a single bug making its way under my covers and through my underpants to bite my rear end specifically and not be crushed by the heft of my body as I shift throughout the night is a mind boggling feat.

Insect commando teams regularly preform night raids on me, because I disrespected their queen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Plebian Parasite posted:

I am going to continue to say that I have a bug bite on my rear end and not a zit despite the fact that the logistics of a single bug making its way under my covers and through my underpants to bite my rear end specifically and not be crushed by the heft of my body as I shift throughout the night is a mind boggling feat.

how is plebian parasite unfamiliar with the lowly bedbug Cimex adjnctus

Plebian Parasite

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

how is plebian parasite unfamiliar with the lowly bedbug Cimex adjnctus

i'm more of a ringworm guy

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Plebian Parasite posted:

i'm more of a ringworm guy

if you want it then you shoulda put a ringworm on it

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DragQueenofAngmar

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Plebian Parasite posted:

i'm more of a ringworm guy

does anyone else have that thing where u read somehwere that ringworm could be in ur scalp and causing ur hair to fall out and now u think of it ceaselessly? ill be honest its not great

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