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byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

alnilam posted:

not-fun bonus fact when i get old the dormant chickrn pox in me and anyone else who had the pox will likely someday awaken and become shingles :negative:

i didnt have chicken pox til my sophomore year of college and even though i had a doctors not i had to argue with a couple professors about why i had been out. one was really old and swore up and down that this had never happened before so it couldnt

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byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

another annoying type of itch that can happen is when u get a mosquito or maybe a fire ant bite like right on ur knuckle. its gonna itch like crazy but when u finally itch it it doesnt really help, it just feels kinda sore but still itchy, but somehow thats better than the just itchy feeling, weirdly

the body is a strange and v mysterious thing

god fire ants are the worst

some itch, some burn

i actually told an entymologist friend that i could tell the different kinds from how they bit and she said, yeah that happens. s c i e n c e !

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

a nice thing when ur not in the south is that when ur chillin and u see an ant, u cant just keeping hanging out with that ant, and it wont bite u like a dang jerk

i remember those days from my youth and hearin scary stories from my cousins in charleston, then a few years later from my great aunt in kershaw, and then i remember the first time they bit me while i was deadheadin my grandmas flower garden

at least the ants that come inside every now and then are of a chill variety

cool fact: color is only used to differentiate btwn ant species once a specimen has been identified to genus? theres a few ofher things i remember bein way more diagnostic, like the shape of the gaster and size of the petiole

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
the weirdest thing i learned about entomology hangin out at the museum is that scientists spend an inordinate amount of time staring at bugs junk

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Plebian Parasite posted:

I am going to continue to say that I have a bug bite on my rear end and not a zit despite the fact that the logistics of a single bug making its way under my covers and through my underpants to bite my rear end specifically and not be crushed by the heft of my body as I shift throughout the night is a mind boggling feat.

how is plebian parasite unfamiliar with the lowly bedbug Cimex adjnctus

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byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Plebian Parasite posted:

i'm more of a ringworm guy

if you want it then you shoulda put a ringworm on it

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