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Chomp8645 posted:Eh, you'd be surprised. I had the exact same scenario but just with more elapsed time. Went on a date, nothing really happened for a while, then she contacts out of the blue a few months later. Even asked if I was seeing anyone. So yeah I immediately assumed that since our date she had bad luck in the dating scene and was slinking back for a remorseful hookup, which is something I would have shamefully indulged unlike this guy. dudes ghost women all the time and then get in contact out of the blue. Do the right thing and put out. Unless it's a broadcasted friend request. There's a chance it's just that she's not a ho and wants to hook up but can't say so up front. lol what happened to forgiveness??!!
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Elsa posted:dudes ghost women all the time and then get in contact out of the blue. Do the right thing and put out. Unless it's a broadcasted friend request. There's a chance it's just that she's not a ho and wants to hook up but can't say so up front. No, that's what I am saying. It is exactly as you describe. It was broadcasted specifically as a platonic friend request. I also thought it was a "want to hookup but don't wanna say it" situation at first. If that was the case I would put out. I'm not gonna regale details of the whole conversation but suffice to say that was NOT the case. I did my due diligence. I don't hold anything against her either way.
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Chomp8645 posted:No, that's what I am saying. It is exactly as you describe. It was broadcasted specifically as a platonic friend request. I also thought it was a "want to hookup but don't wanna say it" situation at first. If that was the case I would put out. I'm not gonna regale details of the whole conversation but suffice to say that was NOT the case. I did my due diligence. did you confirm with a dick pic at least!??
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Elsa posted:did you confirm with a dick pic at least!?? Oh my god that's where I went wrong!!! Didn't send her the D!!!
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Chomp8645 posted:Oh my god that's where I went wrong!!! still have her number??
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just a platonic dick pic though be respectable
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some of the worst dates ive been on were with doctors, because doctors only DOCTOR DOCTOR IM A DOCTOR IM SO BUSY IM A DOCTOR oh so what do you like to do ...in your free... I DONT HAVE FREE TIME, IM A DOCTOR, DOCTOR STUFF, DOCTOR DOCTOR uhh..so do you like...being a .. I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT DOCTOR STUFF, BECAUSE I DOCTOR ALL DAY LONG, DOCTOR, DOCTOR
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Elsa posted:still have her number?? I'm gonna put on bow on it and say it's a picture of [my name]. It will be funny because it will imply I named my dick after myself, and doubly funny because she has the same name too. Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Apr 27, 2017 |
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Piss de Bundy posted:some of the worst dates ive been on were with doctors, because doctors only DOCTOR DOCTOR IM A DOCTOR IM SO BUSY IM A DOCTOR This, but lawyer.
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Piss de Bundy posted:some of the worst dates ive been on were with doctors, because doctors only DOCTOR DOCTOR IM A DOCTOR IM SO BUSY IM A DOCTOR "please don't call my work 'admin' work, no i don't care that it is administrative work, i asked for my job title to be 'telephone ninja' for a reason"
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i cant imagine something most obnoxious than a doctor and a laywer on a date, or 2 doctors, or 2 lawyers
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Chomp8645 posted:Eh, you'd be surprised. I had the exact same scenario but just with more elapsed time. Went on a date, nothing really happened for a while, then she contacts out of the blue a few months later. Even asked if I was seeing anyone. So yeah I immediately assumed that since our date she had bad luck in the dating scene and was slinking back for a remorseful hookup, which is something I would have shamefully indulged unlike this guy. as a rule i find its best not to try being friends with someone you want to gently caress. female friends are fine of course, so long as they start that way. once we go on a date and fool around thats the end of friends. my ego can not tolerate being downgraded. your strategy works better though, i think i am going to try that. just say "sure" then ignore them. much less effort
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Rutibex posted:your strategy works better though, i think i am going to try that. just say "sure" then ignore them. much less effort I have Sicilian ancestry, my strategy is always flawless!
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I had a date with a smokin' Lebanese lady one time and she couldn't stop talking about startup culture or getting canned from Facebook or Donnie (this was a day after the travel ban came down the pipe) then when the check came the waiter said my card declined. My card wasn't actually bad, the waiter was just being twee but she'd given me a really weird look about it. Turned out her sister was an investment banker and her parents were a doctor/lawyer combo. There was no second date. Another time I feel trap to the ol perspective in photography trick. Turned out she was a plus size model and most of what she wanted to talk about was "#blacklivesmatter" protests. Fortunately the bowling alley had a bar. There was no second date. Essentially dating is like a job interview excerpt somehow more mortifying.
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MC Hawking posted:I had a date with a smokin' Lebanese lady one time and she couldn't stop talking about startup culture or getting canned from Facebook or Donnie (this was a day after the travel ban came down the pipe) then when the check came the waiter said my card declined. My card wasn't actually bad, the waiter was just being twee but she'd given me a really weird look about it. The waiter was being "twee? What?
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If there is one thing I know about dating its that Lebanese people dont have time for scrubs.
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MC Hawking posted:Turned out she was a plus size model and most of what she wanted to talk about was "#blacklivesmatter" protests. Fortunately the bowling alley had a bar. Lmao
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i went on a date with someone who was just clearly massively uncomfortable with themselves to the point that there was a pall of awkwardness over the entire date then they came out to me as trans a couple of days later. i told her i wasn't gay, and now we're facebook friends that don't ever interact with each other
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One day i brought a date into a bar and she spent the evening watching goddamn football over my head, it was pretty bad.
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MC Hawking posted:Turned out she was a plus size model Give her my number. MC Hawking posted:most of what she wanted to talk about was "#blacklivesmatter" protests. Don't give her my number.
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unpacked robinhood posted:One day i brought a date into a bar and she spent the evening watching goddamn football over my head, it was pretty bad. I'm really bad about this. My eyes are instantly glued to the television no matter what's on. That's why I like to take my dates to places without tv's.
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One weekend I made out with girl I met at some party and got her number. A few weeks later I go to take her out on a date. She barely speaks to me. While we're driving through town I'm trying to get some conversation out of her, and I end up rear ending a car load of bro's. There isn't much damage to their car and the driver bro just says his dad will buy him another one (?) and they take off. The girl was not impressed and made an effort to be awkward the rest of the night.
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That reminds me of the curse of utter obliviousness I was under until about ten years ago; while still under 21, my friends and I went looking for a Halloween party so the drunkies could get drunk in their stupid costumes. Against all odds, a fairly hot woman took a liking to me, and she was running her fingers through my hair and literally put her lightly-clothed boobs in my hands early on to demonstrate she was not wearing a bra. And the whole while I was thinking, "hey, if I play my cards right, this might go somewhere eventually!" Unsurprisingly, when I made absolutely no moves short of talking to her about undoubtedly boring things for the next 30 minutes, since I did not want to """move too fast,""" she wandered off to find someone who was not apparently dressed as a eunuch.
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PureEvil6_13 posted:One weekend I made out with girl I met at some party and got her number. A few weeks later I go to take her out on a date. She barely speaks to me. While we're driving through town I'm trying to get some conversation out of her, and I end up rear ending a car load of bro's. There isn't much damage to their car and the driver bro just says his dad will buy him another one (?) and they take off. crashing the car is one way to generate conversation
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maskenfreiheit posted:crashing the car is one way to generate conversation I could have slept with her the night I met her, but I didn't want to give up the recliner we were making out on to some other dudes there that wouldn't leave the room. Dr. Quarex posted:That reminds me of the curse of utter obliviousness I was under until about ten years ago; while still under 21, my friends and I went looking for a Halloween party so the drunkies could get drunk in their stupid costumes. Against all odds, a fairly hot woman took a liking to me, and she was running her fingers through my hair and literally put her lightly-clothed boobs in my hands early on to demonstrate she was not wearing a bra. And the whole while I was thinking, "hey, if I play my cards right, this might go somewhere eventually!" I've done that poo poo so many times too. First year of college I'm making out with this girl, have her out of her clothes an wearing only her panties and she's on top of me grinding away. I loving tell her that I'm waiting for marriage. Waiting for loving marriage... She chuckled and said that was cool, she was too. She was trying to be nice though because I found out later on in the year that she was a HUGE slut. PureEvil6_13 fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Apr 28, 2017 |
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PureEvil6_13 posted:I could have slept with her the night I met her, but I didn't want to give up the recliner we were making out on to some other dudes there that wouldn't leave the room. lol
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It's a weird story that will make you want punch me.
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PureEvil6_13 posted:It's a weird story that will make you want punch me. 
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The first time I ever asked a girl out on a date she showed up with her boyfriend.
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Girls don't know what dates are anymore. Just ask if they want to watch the first 10 minutes of a movie on your laptop
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Lucky Guy posted:The first time I ever asked a girl out on a date she showed up with her boyfriend. Nice, the Nixon special. Did you drive them to dinner and then the dance?
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I was still friends with a few people from high school after a few years of college and every now and again a party would pop up around where I grew up. One such weekend I went to one of these parties with a buddy of mine and some guys that he grew up with, but I didn't really care for that much. Him and I met these two girls that where there and after some bullshit chatting it up we asked if they wanted to go back to my friends house and have some beers. All four of us were for that since his parents were out of town that weekend. All 8 of us were all for it, evidently, because his other friends decided to come with us. which was bullshit but I figured they would leave once the heavy petting started. We get to my friend's house and get some music going and the girl that he had attached to was running around, throwing condoms all over the place. Typically this is a good sign. So after thing settle down a little bit we all congregate in this living room area that consisted of a couch and a recliner. Since we were going to 'watch a movie' I grabbed the recliner with the blond girl that I had with me. My buddy took condom flinger up to his room and the other four nerds all sat on the couch that was like 5 feet from the recliner I was in. After short while the blond and I start making out, and I'm thinking "Oh hells yeah these fuckers will get the hint and go gently caress off". That didn't loving happen at all. Those 4 dorks sat there, in the dark, with just the light of the tv on, watching whatever bullshit was on. I mean they were shoulder to shoulder watching Godamned tv. After a while I have the girl out of her pants and shirt, with just her black satin underwear on. She's on top on me and I'm 2 fingers deep in her snatch, blasting away. . .while these 4 guys are still sitting there. For some stupid reason I'm convinced that the only reason they are still here is so one of them can get the recliner when I get up to go gently caress this girl. Eventually she whispers to me that maybe we should go somewhere else, and before I could even think about what the gently caress I was saying I go 'No gently caress that I ain't giving up this sweet rear end recliner for poo poo!' We ended up falling asleep on that recliner and at some point those cock blockers left. I don't know if my buddy at least got laid, he says they didn't do anything, but that's dumb. Almost as dumb as denying yourself hot dirty sex so some nerds you didn't like in high school didn't take your chair.
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She had curves in all the wrong places and the next day I smelled my fingers and puked
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Piss de Bundy posted:i cant imagine something most obnoxious than a doctor and a laywer on a date, or 2 doctors, or 2 lawyers It's actually not that bad; I'll tell you what though, lawyers can fuckin drink.
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Tales from Hal's dating life: - One girl who was a nurse. Two dates consisted of her lighting a joint, getting food after her shift ended and then loving. Pillow talk consisted of stoned marxist chatter. The second date was a diatribe into Alt-Left insurgency programs against American imperialism after loving for 2 hours. Date number 3 consisted of her announcing that nursing was not progressive enough for her so she joined a US Aid program. I found out 4 years later she died in a friendly fire airstrike. - Dated an aerospace engineer who's parents were professional wheaton terrier show breeders. Their house had 50 wheaton dogs running around. Imagine tribbles from star trek and that is a rough approximation of the house. loving on her bed usually meant at least two wheaton terriers hoping into the bed to enjoy the bouncy action. You would need to move the dogs or clean the dogs as part of the after-sex. dumped her. She moved far from her parents and now designs bombs and has 5 cats. - One girl was a translator. We had three dates of awesome 4 star dinners in new york, wild sex at hotels and patio drinking. She had a cocaine thing. The Russian mafia found her while out on a project and kicked in her door, raped her and put her in a coma. Her family pulled the plug on her 1 year ago. - One girl had never had sex before but had 9 (yes 9) degrees to her name. The date consisted of her arguing it was more productive for her to work on curing male diseases then be with males. I pointed out the irony of the date and asked if she ever studied abnormal psychology in her journey to 9 degrees. Date ended with lulz. She is now married to a cattle baron, has a bunch of cats and quit academia to teach kindergarden. - Long term relationship ended when this girl became addicted to PCP. I have no idea how she hid a hard drug like this from everyone, but good on her. While on a bender she claimed she was pregnant and the baby was trying to climb into her stomach. 1 coat hanger later, she had made herself sterile and was committed to a ward, never to be seen again. - Dated a airline heiress. Free trips on a national air carrier sound cool but she could not function without cocaine. She was up to 1 bump every hour, like how some people need cigs. 3 nose jobs later she looked like michael jackson and her dad cut her off. Last I heard she tried to get into porn. The airline found out, purchased the tapes and put a gag order on her. - Dated a NHL team owner's daughter. Every date was a trip to the owners box. She thought it was cute to throw things at the players bench; pennies, half filled beer cups, whatever she thought was fun that night. Dad banned her from attending home ice games long after I dumped her. A few of the players who retired to the city are still chill. - Dated a miss universe contestant through a mutual friend. The date consisted of driving in a blacked out towncar to a closed off hotel patio and her wearing a wig/hat getup. It was pretty clear she had alerted the paparazzi to her "date" because there was 5 literally on the other side of the fence speed-shooting the entire event from SLR's. She got upset when I did not want to talk to her about starting a blind/dumb foundation in Africa with her as a "partnership". I ended up buying 5 plates of french fries for the paps and bailing out on the whole event. The paps gave me a standing ovation as I walked out and got a uber. - Went to an escort, it turned out the escort was an undercover local detective. Her partner calls for help from an adjoining bedroom which causes all chaos to break loose, her with her pistol kicking in the side door, me naked and a pimp jumping out a window. After the guy is arrested, she returns to the bedroom where we swap numbers, comment on each others assets and meet for coffee the next day. Met for a few dates which consisted of largely swapping stories or jogging. She got into Quantico and is doing a JD. - Tinder date turned up with neon pink hair. She explains that her day job is teaching autists and proceeds to talk to me about her side career as a crossfit model and cosplay professional. Spends first date talking to me about her naked bodypaint fetish cosplay as 7 of 9 and if I would be into being her Robert Picardo, with a bald cap. I wish I was making this up. Second date involved picking her up from a NGO play about bio-recycling. She explained sex was out of the question that night because she had to look after her 5 cats, 3 parrots, 2 dogs and 1 horse. Her car talk was explaining how the horse is suffering from diarrhea. Dinner conversation was her asking me about methods to gather chemicals to make napalm because "some .pdf from the internet is not working right". I never bothered to follow up with this one. - Found a country western starlet on Tinder. Ended up spending the evening drinking box wine in her tour bus. She ended up batshit crazy from drugs. Still friends with her songwriting buddy. - Dated a OCD PGL golf pro. Imagine an autist, but autistically focused around golf. She would wake up, putt 20 balls into a cup before taking a piss. After sex would mean working on chip shots into a sand filled vase in the hallway. It made for some cool nights indoors but got a bit dull dealing with the drama. She never made the tour circuit, dropped out, became a trader and how is on her third marriage with a raging drinking problem. I'm incapable of finding normal people. Hal_2005 fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Apr 28, 2017 |
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Hal_2005 posted:Tales from Hal's dating life: This is untrue, but I enjoyed reading these anyway.
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Hal_2005 posted:Tales from Hal's dating life: counterpoint, I believe it
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Hal_2005 posted:Tales from Hal's dating life: 
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I once had sort of "sex", mostly a really bad blowjob from a 28 year old volcel for religious reasons virgin. It was horrible.
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