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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
My worst date ended with a bit of poop on my dick because I hosed this blonde broad from lake Oswego in the butt.

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nigmaetcetera posted:

This thread is about bad dates, buddy.

It was bad. I don't like poop on my dick.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Barudak posted:

I must have told this befor, but a friend of mine was on a date with a gal and the whole thing was going quite well and they get to talking about their careers. The woman is and emt and so my friend starts asking her about it. After a little while she gets really serious looking and leans in towards my friend and says in a low whisper, "Do you want to know why I became an emt?" "Sure," says my friend.

"I want to watch people die"

I would marry that woman.

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