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treiz01: Jan 2, 2008; There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

Groovelord Neato posted:

i hope to yahweh this is fake.

Nah dude fat chicks give great blowjobs

They're experienced at gobbling meat

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treiz01: Jan 2, 2008; There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

Bonzo posted:

Would anyone care to guess on the body type of Jim's wife?

P fat

# ¿ May 22, 2017 19:03

treiz01: Jan 2, 2008; There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Not a date, but I was hanging out with a friend, and a girl he was dating came by, just to chill as well. After about 15 minutes of chatting / talking about whatever dumb poo poo was on TV they start Wrestling. I don't mean playful goofing around stuff, I mean like taking each other down and doing arm holds.. like college or high school wrestling. I was just like "this is pretty weird.. do you do this often?" They both calmed down, but then a few minutes later they started slapping each other in the face full contact. At that point I had to bail.. it was just too strange and too violent to be sexual. They were slapping the poo poo out of each other. I just said "see ya!" and drove home. A few hours later we met up for dinner, and they were completely normal. Acted like nothing our of the ordinary happened.

I have actually been this person. My SO was nationally ranked for her weight class but tiny, and I had to use all 100lbs I had on her to compete properly. We were so loving competitive that on several occasions we bit each other :/

But goddamn every time some lumbering douchebro at a party would laugh at the concept of her being a wrestler, she would promptly drop on one knee and come back up with his leg, leading to his rear end being on the floor a second later. It was glorious.

# ¿ May 23, 2017 16:08

treiz01: Jan 2, 2008; There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

1redflag posted:

"Tapas 'n Tatas"

You're welcome

Coming soon, just off the Las Vegas strip!

# ¿ May 24, 2017 23:13

treiz01: Jan 2, 2008; There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

Fartbox posted:

When did loving girls in the rear end become such a prized thing

butts are where poops come from

10/10 user name&post combo

# ¿ May 27, 2017 20:07

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