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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Your Awful Dates
 
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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
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Applesnots posted:

I met a girl on tinder and on the second date she gave me a sob story about her ex-husband left her. Turns out she drowned their infant child in the bathtub because jesus told her to do so. I am not kidding in the least.
How was the first date though, did she put out?

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