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chickie nugs for brekkie posted:I had met this girl online and things were going pretty well. One of the things we initially bonded over was that she was from the same small town my parents were from. I had asked one of my family members about her family because they had gone to school together. This led to my uncle talking to her father. You realize literally every human being you could possibly date shares a common ancestor at some point, right
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chickie nugs for brekkie posted:Well yeah mister Dawkins but it might have been easier if our families didn't go to the same church. Also the two brothers I mentioned married two sisters so I would have been multiplying my chances of having a flipper baby. That's Sir Dawkins, you dundridge
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I told a woman once that I have a butterfly collection and her reply was that it was extremely creepy because the rapey guy in the anime Paprika had a butterfly collection I just think they're nice 
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Chill Nazi Frog posted:wrong, motherfucker 
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JFairfax posted:okay so when your first girlfriend really needed you to be there for her, you instead decided to bail and ruin her life. "Some man you are," he said to the literal child
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Drink less.
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