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One day all I ate was expired lemonade and Andy caps hot fries. Later I went with this chick to a restaurant and the food was kinda bad. As we were leaving it hit me: I had some kind of food poisoning. So I'm driving back and I'm pretty sure she wants to make out but I'm getting paler and paler and sweating pretty hard. I make up some excuse and took her home and drive to my parent's because it's closer. I very carefully got out of my car and go in as quick as I can. I walk in the front door and immediately poo poo myself in front of my little brother and mom and dad. Anyway that chick is having a kid with her boyfriend now.
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