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nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
i attract cluster B personality disorders like moths to the flame and i dated a bunch of girls in college that just turned out to be loving awful

there was a girl i had a huge HUGE puppy dog crush on in college who was really awkward and a bit spergy but really good looking and hey no surprise a goon is into that. the entirety of that relationship she would invite me out on dates and then frame them to not be a dates, and do things that you would assume are signs of someone who likes another person but were Definitely Not. i had slept with her multiple times but not the sex kind, the kind that makes you feel like printer goon. actually i think i almost had sex with her once but got interrupted and after that she very conspicuously spent all of her effort on her ex boyfriend she purported to hate

i dont remember the timeline of me starting to not give a poo poo but it took like two years of ignoring her in public for her to stop intermittently texting me and getting really upset that i was clearly blowing her off. she still likes my posts on twitter even though i haven't spoken to her in years and she literally only does things to evoke manipulative emotional reactions out of people

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