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Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

 i woke up in the middle of the night because he was using his full strength to choke me like legs on either side of my chest, really leaning into it

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Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

 this is like when you are at a party with normal rear end people and they play some game where you talk about this kind of thing but you can't go too negative because that will bring everybody down so you say she farted on your tumby or whatever instead of what really happened

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