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I met a girl on OKC once that pretty much hit all the checkboxes for hipster record store girl, We went out to a bar and its was the most boring thing ever since i know nothing about indie music, and apparently was the only thing she wanted to talk about, so i emergency called my single friend who was into indie music, waited for him to show up and then just went home.
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Izzhov posted:So did they get married or what??? nah but i had a much better date the next day, and the story was a pretty good icebreaker for that date
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Apr 24, 2017 16:36
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ew.
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Apr 24, 2017 16:43
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Ew, I prefer my long pork low fat you weirdos.
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Apr 24, 2017 17:05
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unpleasantly turgid posted:001, basically. good username posting combos friend
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Apr 24, 2017 18:05
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what is with people involving moms on dates ffs. I mentioned it in another thread but i have read it and experienced it enough now to where I must ask.. is there a significant percentage of people who think it is ok to bring or involve mom in a first date???
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Apr 24, 2017 19:58
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you shouldnt meet mom on a first date 
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Apr 24, 2017 22:39
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pick your fan club is weird stop it.
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Apr 24, 2017 23:41
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just a platonic dick pic though be respectable
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Apr 27, 2017 19:26
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Slugworth posted:I don't get pee shy in normal situations like public bathrooms and what-not, but I reckon I wouldn't be able to pee directly on another human person. I would require a bunch of lovely beer and a seething hatred of the person i think.
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Apr 29, 2017 13:06
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Cannondellah posted:What the gently caress is a potholder its that thing you use to pick up pots so you dont burn your hand you weirdo.
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May 2, 2017 21:14
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Three Olives posted:http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/fab-lifes-whitney-thore-learns-that-shes-dating-her-cousin-w473834 but i thought you were gay 3O, which one of these is you?
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May 2, 2017 22:14
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 poo poo new page. Fine. Back in Livejournal days I met this girl who wanted to meet up for a fling. at a hotel. first date. It was weird and awkward and horrible and she wanted to call me daddy and to be slapped and then choked. I had to leave because ha ha there is this emergency thing that came up. then i ghosted so hard it was like a 2nd job she looked me up like 4-5 years later on facebook to thank me and tell me what an amazing life experience it was for her. people are loving weird. TehRedWheelbarrow fucked around with this message at 22:18 on May 2, 2017 |
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May 2, 2017 22:14
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Putty posted:what the hell is livejournal, grandpa it was that thing that came after love@aol but before friendster sonny 
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May 2, 2017 22:47
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Fartbox posted:My bag of tricks include you forgot meowing like a cat and crawling to hide your boner friend
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May 4, 2017 19:41
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Saint Freak posted:I got set up with a vegan who had a bunch of tattoos, and I asked her if she had to get them special because as far as I know tattoo ink generally isn't vegan. She got mad at me as if I had tricked her out of veganism or something and stormed out. ha one of my coworkers has a "no meat athlete" bumper sicker on their car and just about started frothing at the mouth when i mentioned why do you have a sticker talking about how skinny you are?
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May 8, 2017 20:53
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Axolotl posted:The Weird Al parody of "Call Me Maybe" took an unexpected turn to the dark. lovely. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82oSu6gIvms
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May 10, 2017 00:20
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Groovelord Neato posted:no he used our forums usernames. my parents did not name me Grooverlord nor is our surname Neato. that is somewhat disappointing.
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Heath posted:"Some man you are," he said to the literal child 
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