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I went on a tinder date and the girl was buttfuck ugly and taller and heavier than me. We had expensive lovely beers and I acted like irl gbs. I tried to talk her into paying for sushi and she refused.
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There was this really cute and really Catholic girl who told me she was going to saudi arabia for a year, we were passing by a cathedral and I told her she must confess her sins before leaving for the distant and corrupted muslim lands. Never saw her again
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Apr 24, 2017 12:59
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The Protagonist posted:how did this gem slide past everyone? Is it a culture reference or actual next level hosed up dating anecdote because lol
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Apr 24, 2017 22:10
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Elsa posted:I was maybe 19 and new to the Air Force in Minot, North Dakota. Had a sweet Mustang GT. A girl hits me up in traffic and we meet up that Friday night. I pick her up and meet her parents, dad looked like George Bush senior. I took her to a movie and dinner and on the way home she tells me to pull off on a random dirt road. She jumps my bones while I'm in the drivers seat and when she removes her shirt one of her breasts drapes itself on my face like a tossed pizza dough. We move on and she tells me to continue down the dirt road to nowhere and there's a trailer. She comes out of the trailer with her very young son and I didn't know what to do other than sit him in my lap and let him drive. That's American as hell
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Apr 25, 2017 19:46
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MC Hawking posted:Turned out she was a plus size model and most of what she wanted to talk about was "#blacklivesmatter" protests. Fortunately the bowling alley had a bar. Lmao
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Apr 27, 2017 21:55
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One day i brought a date into a bar and she spent the evening watching goddamn football over my head, it was pretty bad.
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