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I took a gorgeous woman out on the town and proceeded to grossly miscalculate my alcohol intake. I ended up falling asleep on a nightclub bar, getting carried out by a skinhead bouncer who then threw me into a lamppost whereby I proceeded to fall flat onto my head somehow not getting a concussion. The girl, likely feeling worried I'd somehow manage to get myself killed, came back to my hotel room with me. When I woke up in the morning we made a half assed attempt at sex as my dick decided to punish me for the previous night's idiocy. We then awkwardly took a cab to the office we both worked in. As of this month we've been together three years, so pretty dreadful date came good I guess.
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Putty posted:I would think you'd need a worse reason to walk out on a check Well check this patriarchy fucko
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Bombadilillo posted:Was the milf hunter before your time? Back when the internet was young. "I'm on a motherfuckin' milf hunt"
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