Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Your Awful Dates
 
  • Locked thread
guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Remembered another one when I was working at a parks and rec department. We were putting on a dance for special needs people around Halloween so everyone came dressed up. . .well, not me because gently caress that, I was bar tending later on that night. One of the college volunteer girls dressed as Raggedy Ann caught my eye and I started talking to her and eventually asked her out right before I was getting ready to leave. She accepted and I got her number etc etc.
I don't know where we went or what we did for our date but I ended up at her apartment making out on her bed, reveling in her fantastic breasts. I ease my hand down her pants to find the hairiest mess of jungle thatch I've ever encountered. I had a terrible time trying to work my way through that poo poo and ended up just giving up.
I ended up sleeping there that night but we didn't have sex. When I got ready to leave she said she didn't think it would work out between us because I didn't share her passion and dedication to the mentally ill. I couldn't argue that.

drat, she burned herself hard

* # ¿ Apr 25, 2017 02:19
  • Quote
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ May 2, 2024 21:11
  • Quote
guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014

PureEvil6_13 posted:

I never understood the 3O hate.

Once I invited a girl from my college basic music class over for dinner. I made chicken fettuccine Alfredo and had her top off lickety split about 5 minutes after I bragged about how awesome my back rubs are. Things progress and she asks if I have an condoms.

poo poo yeah I got co. . .oh wait. . .wait no, no I don't have any of those things, gently caress. I was so intent to gently caress this girl I told her to hang tight, I'd run down the street to get some. I was back in about 10 minutes and she said that her period just started and she needed to go.

I found out later on that she was a huge dirty slut and a rumor went around that she had AIDS.

well did she?

* # ¿ Apr 26, 2017 03:07
  • Quote
  • Locked thread
The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Your Awful Dates