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walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

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one time I went on a summer date to the beach and my date showed up in heavy jeans and boots. Then he ran a mile to where I was parked instead of driving there. Then when we went to a restaurant, he chugged gallons of water and wiped his sweaty body down with napkins. Also he admitted he was unfamiliar with the concept of a "potholder"

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walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

akma posted:

Did you ghost his poor rear end?
you know it

this thread is an amazing honeypot

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

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Vargatron posted:

goddamn lol

How the gently caress do you fall asleep on a toilet?

date with Elvis

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
This thread makes it sound almost as if knowingly wrecking someone else's marriage has a downside

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