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I took this chick from dpchristianblackmeet.com to Olive Garden and she just kept eating salad and breadsticks. They just kept bringing them out and assured me they were free. She just kept chomping it down. Bowl after bowl of salad, whole breadsticks at a time. I was like "yo bitch you ain't even saving any room for an entree" but she just kept eating. And our attentive waiter was just swapping out salad bowls. Like I couldn't even keep my composure. Visibly sweating, wringing my napkin. Finally the entrees came and she was like "you know what? I'm totally full". Needless to say I dumped her right there. I was like, I'm gonna eat my entree and it's gonna be awkward but that salad poo poo was out of loving control. She watched me eat for a few minutes, just staring, and got up and left. I choked down a few bites in a hurry and caught up with her in the parking lot. She revealed that she was actually a moose and skampered off into the night. Fuckin idiot looked nothing like her profile picture. 
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lorn Wayne posted:sorry man, i think everyone here can heavily relate to this story. Yeah at least I didn't get poop on my dick I guess. 
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Orkin Mang posted:we sat down to dinner and i was sucked across the table and lost in time Old Country Buffet. 
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You gotta touch their heart. (With a 24 inch penis) 
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