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Went out with an alcoholic chick I met online. She started trying to blow me while I was driving at one point, and that's when I discovered she was a lamprey eel. Felt like she had teeth on her tongue and the roof and sides of her mouth. That was 9 years or so ago, and I still have nightmares about it.
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Felt more like... 
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walgreenslatino posted:one time I went on a summer date to the beach and my date showed up in heavy jeans and boots. Then he ran a mile to where I was parked instead of driving there. Then when we went to a restaurant, he chugged gallons of water and wiped his sweaty body down with napkins. Also he admitted he was unfamiliar with the concept of a "potholder" Did you ghost his poor rear end?
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walgreenslatino posted:you know it Outstanding. Probably for the best.
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