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got my dick destroyed by a really boring date in the back of my small impreza (I am 6'6", by the way) she left scabs and scars on my penis. After a while, I just gave up and half fell-asleep during sex because I had just wanted to go home for like 2 hours at that point. I think she ghosted me because she thought I sucked at sex lmao.
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Pick posted:jfc what grit was that vagina 001, basically. jokes aside, she just gave a criminally bad handjob while we were making out. I didn't notice it while the adrenaline was coursing through my body, but by the time I got home I felt a sharp pain in my crotch, checked, and it had been rubbed raw. There were bright red patches where the skin had been destroyed. lol. it hurt for about 2 weeks
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PureEvil6_13 posted:Ran across a couple of girls from the next state over in another chat room and they promised they were hot. Funniest sentence I've read on GBS in six years.
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MarquisDeSade posted:It took over 2 years, but we finally settled out of court. The lawyer never told me exactly how much she got, probably because she was paid by the insurance company, but I know it was less than $1 million since that was all the liability insurance I had and I'd have to pay anything above that out of pocket. still enough to raise a family while not working a day in your life. law's cool.
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Kaewan posted:I rinsed off, gathered my belongings and snuck downstairs. I found a pen and paper and left a note. It read, "YOU poo poo YOURSELF, I LEFT." i'll have to use this even when no self-making GBS threads happens, maybe even when they're not asleep to begin with. I could just slip them a note mid-date. it just seems like a good excuse to bail in general. Pick posted:tbf my profile would be "enjoys running around outside and eating raw meat" and people might get confused and ask what breed I am and which shelter I'm being held at I'd swipe right on that 
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JFairfax posted:okay so when your first girlfriend really needed you to be there for her, you instead decided to bail and ruin her life. beating on a 16 year old isn't going to make up for the people you abandoned, buddy.
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