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Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
She was 4'9" and 300 lbs. Got a blowie on the drive home from IHOP. I remember getting woken up on the middle of the night looking at a glass of water on my nightstand and seeing it ripple. I heard her footsteps as she walked back from the bathroom and knew.

Woke up the next day to drive her home. She asked to go to Golden Corral on the way back in. I took her to Subway instead and got her a turkey sub with mustard.

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Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
Fat chicks aren't that bad. I appreciate the fact that they've usually developed decent personalities and make sure you get yours. I mean... it takes a while but at least you still get it.

It's that self sacrifice that I find appealing. I mean... I'm not the best looker out there fellas. Hate so say it, but chubby John Meyer ain't doing it these days.

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