Barudak posted:

Friend went on a date with a lady who refused to walk on the inside of the sidewalk and would pause every once in a while to full scan her surroundings, especially the bushes and trees. After about the fifth time of this my friend asks whats up and she answers that "I see velociraptors everywhere"

chickie nugs for brekkie posted:

I had met this girl online and things were going pretty well. One of the things we initially bonded over was that she was from the same small town my parents were from. I had asked one of my family members about her family because they had gone to school together. This led to my uncle talking to her father.

On our third date we meet for lunch and as she sits down she drops the bombshell: we're cousins. I think she's joking but then she starts mentioning names in my family tree. Apparently our great great great grandfathers were brothers. I guess technically it's fine but we are both so disturbed by the idea that we quickly ate and then went our separate ways.

Fortunately we hadn't gone further than a hug. Didn't stop my co-workers from calling me cousin fucker though.

Putty posted:

Met a girl on Tinder and we had pretty good chemistry but when she showed up for a date she was just John Cena in a wig.

new phone who dis posted:

Hello I know I just met you and this is our first date but here are some horrifying stories of child abuse.

Pick posted: