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I went on a date once, and it ended when she showed me her breasts and told me they are only for feeding children and anything else was disgusting. So why show me BEEP BOOP I felt how I imagine autism must feel all the time.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:09 |
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Do Cheetos dream of Orange teeth
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 15:19 |
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Holy poo poo
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 03:11 |
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quote:r/sex
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 18:08 |
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Not everyone can just sing their way out of the ghetto.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 22:07 |
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Friend of mine has crazy charisma and he'd somehow convince women to do anal on the first date, just so he could tell us about it.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 06:38 |
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He also has a 10" cock. He had his bosses daughter sitting in his lap once, as the boss pissed him off. Everybody knew what that meant. He's getting married soon to a girl he described as having the most cavernous rear end. It's... touching in a way. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 07:01 on Apr 29, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 06:58 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Apr 29, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 08:03 |
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I friend dated one of his exes, and knew another, he absolutely is obsessed with anal. Chicks absolutely dig him. I don't think he whacked the whole thing up there, no. He sincerely told us the girl he's marrying is the only one who can take it all. E - anal aficionado GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 08:20 on Apr 29, 2017 |
# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 08:13 |
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Pick posted:Guys obsessed with anal are always trash. He's one of god's own prototypes.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 12:01 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:09 |
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The older married woman thing where they go crazy and threaten suicide when you leave them, because they tell you they are married? Classic. I hope she isn't died.
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