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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Most of mine were with the same girl in highschool, a shy hardcore southern baptist girl. She refused to call them dates because she didn't "believe" in dating, only "courting", but whatever.

The first of the worst couple of them was when we went to the homecoming dance together our junior year. We get there and I ask her to dance and she says "I don't dance, I told you that a million times", but I thought she was being only semi-serious. She wasn't, though, and we spent the entire time sitting on the gym floor while she kept giving dirty looks to the guy who took her sister and muttering to me about how much of a slut the sister is. It ended with an awkward half second side-hug after I dropped her off at home.

One of the shortest was when I came over to her house and we were going to watch a movie in the afternoon and then go to dinner afterward. She picked Eurotrip. It was going fine until her mother walked in the living room during that club vandersexxx scene right before the dildo machine part. She called my parents and told them I was showing pornography to her daughter and I had to leave and wasn't allowed to be alone with her at their house after that and had to be supervised by her sister or the mom.

It lasted a lot longer than it should have and I wasted far too much time hoping she'd eventually loosen up, but she didn't (until a couple years into college, anyway).

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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I remembered a more recent one that was more of just a very awful date moment, the rest of it was fine. She had just told me that her mom passed away and I was a little drunk by then and said "oh, I'm sorry...did she die when you were alive or sooner?". It was one of those moments where she looked at me like I was either joking or an idiot but thankfully I recovered and clarified what I actually wanted to ask. It's still one of the stupidest things I've ever asked someone, and that's saying something.

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