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About 5 days after the Dark Knight theatre shooting I went out on a first date with someone who happened to be American (I live in Australia), and the last quarter of the date was a completely unprompted (I did not say a word about the shootings or about gun control in general) diatribe about how despite how horrible and judgemental other countries are being about America there should NEVER be increased gun control and ARE FREEDUMS and how DARE anyone suggest that the seppos should tone it down on the firearms availability side of things, they DON'T UNDERSTAND. It was super awkward. There was also the random hookup who near-verbatim said "If you don't want to I don't mind, but if you'd like to piss on my oval office I'm cool with it."
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 05:43 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:36 |
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Elsa posted:story B makes me jealous
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 05:50 |
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Elsa posted:On the way back the topic of road head came up and when I mentioned it was grounds for indecent exposure charges the girl whose parents' stuff we were riding in tied her hair back and proceeded to nearly made me wreck Oh so she did that thing where girls pretend to pull their hair back so it does or does not get in the way but you said she couldn't because you were driving? I cannot believe she would stoop so low.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 07:24 |
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Elsa posted:No after I said it was illegal, without saying anything else she decided to be edgy and give me road head So your girlfriend with her long, blonde hair went down on you and had she must enjoyed it..but you didn't.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 07:28 |
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Elsa posted:girlfriend? I thought you'd be familiar with it, though you're obviously not getting the reference, but that being said if you have to apply your hilarious cartooning talents to any offsite post/thread, check this poo poo out.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 07:46 |
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Fartbox posted:Went on a date with this chubby girl and we didn't have sex until the third date :/ Imagine this being your humblebrag.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 05:16 |
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Count Freebasie posted:Not my date, but one that I think was hilarious. A friend of mine went out with this girl, they got along well, and then he takes her back to his dorm room. What was each of their reactions to that happening? (Aside from, I'm guessing, there being no second date.)
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# ¿ May 21, 2017 16:10 |
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Chill Nazi Frog posted:
Jastiger confirmed as Namio Harukawa alt account. (Do not Google that name at work, kids.)
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 02:52 |
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1redflag posted:"Tapas 'n Tatas" Also, we need a topless Southern-style place called Tits 'n Grits. Make it happen, America!
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 23:09 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:36 |
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You're supposed to tongue-punch the dirt hole, not gently caress it.
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# ¿ May 28, 2017 00:13 |