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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

death by Hooah

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I was disappointed that there was no Redtube god.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lemon posted:

first time i've seen a dick with such a sinister musical sting

Even better it was LSD space dicks

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The thing I like most about the show is to showcase the grandeur and excitement of Midwest life

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Hakkesshu posted:

This episode was much better than the first one. Gillian Anderson + Peter Stormare makes for some fuckin great television.

It's another typecast role for Peter Stormare but he so great at playing sinister unsettling characters.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The show doesn't have enough space dicks

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Anansi is the god of Debbie downers

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

the bank robbery setup was really hilarious since it was based around midwest people being so trusting.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Julio Cruz posted:

This is quite possibly the first show I've ever seen to have more dicks than boobs in an episode.

No space dicks in the most recent episode

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Make TV gay sex scenes great again.


Also that russian chick in the intro was fine.

etalian fucked around with this message at 12:27 on May 15, 2017

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I hope the next episode has a scene with all Jesuses in the same room.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

davidspackage posted:

edit: I like how Laura's pronunciation of "puppy" makes it sound halfway like "Papi." But now I'm wondering if that was the point all along in the book.

Also, does anyone know how I can catch this show in the Netherlands? Can't get Starz here. Amazon Prime?

I think the international distribution is over Amazon Prime.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

dead comedy forums posted:

if there was some mention of communism in the pagan arab gay sex scene, american gods would have managed a perfect "hardcore evangelical christian meltdown" score

also egyptian gods looking to be real awesome

and wednesday with the ear covers was stupid :3: as I imagined in the book

I lolled reading the Forbes review, "was it really necessary to show everything" whining about the awesome djinn sex scene.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ymgve posted:

On a separate note, did they really need to screw up the gay sex scene with bad 90s CGI? That fire-cum scene looked like someone just learned Poser.

Well there's no Emmy award for best special effects in a gay sex scene.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

withak posted:

Good to hear that someone did the math on that. There is always time for quality control.

They hired the Pied Piper gang to work out the dick math.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I hope they got Danny Trejo to portray mexican jesus

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

A nice midwest style bank robbery

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

mission accomplished!

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/05/15/history-made-american-gods-features-tvs-most-explicit-gay-sex-scene-between-muslims/

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I'm glad that this show has winning streak of showing dicks in each episode.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

MiddleOne posted:

I'm glad Vagina Eater was just completely forgotten about in this episode.

i'm tired of dicks stealing the limelight in this show

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

0 episodes so far without dicks.


Thanks Starz

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

precision posted:

The TV IV › American Gods: That's a lot of penises.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Julio Cruz posted:

Dane Cook's dick pic was in episode 2.

It was the best dick moment so far on the show, especially the cell phone to picture frame transition.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I liked how the Anubis bit ended with the rear end in a top hat cat bumping the lady into a random portal.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Crow Jane posted:

You're reading too much into it. Cats just really like pushing things off ledges.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUEQYjYgf4

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Kilson posted:

It doesn't air for another 11 hours.

Well if you have Starz over Amazon the newest episode is already up by Sunday morning.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I hope the cell phone penis got its own coffin so it have a proper christian burial

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I enjoyed this thread more when it was about predict the number of dicks in future episodes

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I love the intro. It's extremely american in a way that almost makes me feel patriotic.

Finally the midwest gets to be the focus in a TV show instead of LA or NYC

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Entropic posted:

It saddens me that people think of him as Pornstache and not Nicky Sobotka.

The best Pornstache scene from Orange is the New Black had to be the bar scene with the beer google chicks

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Audrey is wife material

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Mad Sweeney is basically the story of Job after he lost his lucky coin.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Kithkar posted:

Okay, that Raven scene was the best.

A good bird scene

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Gonz posted:

Oh poo poo he IS playing Jeff K., isn't he?

Now that's all i'll be able to see.

They based him off a perma-banned SA user.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

GonSmithe posted:

Yeah I know a bunch of people were upset that he wasn't a pimply trench-coat wearing loser, but this Technical Boy is such an absolutely perfect personification of what the worst parts of the internet are now.

Everybody is just giving it their all for this show and it elevates the already fantastic visuals and atmosphere into something else. I love it.

Well when the book was realized the internet really had taken off yet and I laughed how the show updated Technical Boy to basically be a forum troll type personality.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Bobulus posted:

So what the heck was that plant thing in the police station at the end? It looked like a wood knothole turned into an eye, and then a root shot out of the eye and grew up through the lady cop. And then attacked Shadow. That doesn't seem thematic with Media, Tech Boy, or Mr. World, from what we've seen.

Probably one of Wednesday's old god allies helping to jailbreak them.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Anyone else like the intro?

A pretty artistic way to show the concept how the gods aren't invincible and depend on their believers to stay alive.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I liked how Media picks dead celebs to represent her, sort of shows why as a god she's also fading due to losing relevancy.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I think every guy who watched the recent episode cringed at Mad Sweeny's police car escape mishap.

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

It really needs a gif

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