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Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

better give it five stars and write a little review on the ubuntu store, so more people can learn what is your favorite system launch script organization system

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RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
is systemd gay? tune in tonight to find out

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

RISCy Business posted:

is systemd gay? tune in tonight to find out

gently caress the system d is gay
gonna init runlevel 5 and watch anime

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
part of being a pro coder (or pro lots of things) is accepting that when you gently caress up users will not cut you slack for all the good work you've done

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Gazpacho posted:

part of being a pro coder (or pro lots of things) is accepting that when you gently caress up users will not cut you slack for all the good work you've done

Agreed. it's tough when noone recognises the fact that im a pro coder and pro gamer with a hot super model girlfriend, all they see is that one time i got fantastically owned on my own github profile because i failed to implementn 'rm' in a way that exaclty replicates unix standards

Da Mott Man
Aug 3, 2012


Breakfast All Day posted:

gently caress the system d is gay
gonna init runlevel 5 and watch anime

lol this noob doesn't have 500+ days uptime, gtfo.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Da Mott Man posted:

lol this noob doesn't have 500+ days uptime, gtfo.

lol just lol if you dont hear tlo roll call in ur head 24/7 and let it shape all ur perceptions

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Da Mott Man posted:

lol this noob doesn't have 500+ days uptime, gtfo.

lol at ur pwnt box

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal
individual machine uptime is so passé. these days it's all about cluster uptime

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
it turns out systemd is gay

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

so you're saying systemd is good

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

OldAlias posted:

so you're saying systemd is good

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

Breakfast All Day posted:

lol just lol if you dont hear tlo roll call in ur head 24/7 and let it shape all ur perceptions

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

individual machine uptime is so passé. these days it's all about cluster uptime

He's right! Having a server up for 2 years is stupid and dangerous. Update your poo poo and run a fsck you idiots.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Patch and reboot every quarter. Industry standard ladies.

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal

Salt Fish posted:

He's right! Having a server up for 2 years is stupid and dangerous. Update your poo poo and run a fsck you idiots.

well i meant for dick measuring purpose. but yeah sure that too

Da Mott Man
Aug 3, 2012


Salt Fish posted:

He's right! Having a server up for 2 years is stupid and dangerous. Update your poo poo and run a fsck you idiots.

This thread is now about canonical livepatch.

Da Mott Man
Aug 3, 2012


Da Mott Man posted:

This thread is now about canonical livepatch.

cattle get slaughtered pets get loving attention :suicide:

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
let's throw out all the poo poo that's worked fine for decades for something new, nothing can possibly go wrong with

https://twitter.com/a_z_e_t/status/880136876300042240

oh

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

qhat posted:

Patch and reboot every quarter. Industry standard ladies.

lol at the idea that there is any kind of industry standard for patching, much less one that is enforced.

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

lol at the idea that there is any kind of industry standard for patching, much less one that is enforced.
it's now enforced by eternalblue & shellshock

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Bhodi posted:

let's throw out all the poo poo that's worked fine for decades for something new, nothing can possibly go wrong with

https://twitter.com/a_z_e_t/status/880136876300042240

oh

wouldn't have happened if they used rust :c00lbutt:

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

https://lists.freedesktop.org/archives/systemd-devel/2017-February/038343.html

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Sapozhnik posted:

quote this post every time systemd continues to own while some idiot on the internet gets bent out of shape because competent developers don't want to add a bunch of special cases to save said idiot from specific instances of his own incompetence

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
lmao

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Hey guys.



Hey





Hey



Guess what?




SystemD is cool and good.

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
can't wait for containers to make OS bullshit like systemd permanently irrelevant

pram
Jun 10, 2001
the container host will be using systemd hth

Helianthus Annuus
Feb 21, 2006

can i touch your hand
Grimey Drawer
i put systemd as PID 1 in all my docker images ama

Helianthus Annuus
Feb 21, 2006

can i touch your hand
Grimey Drawer

i would rather shovel poo poo in bash than deal with this kind of nonsense thank-you-very-much

but who knows, maybe it will be really good when all this basic poo poo gets implemented :allears:

FamDav
Mar 29, 2008

Helianthus Annuus posted:

i put systemd as PID 1 in all my docker images ama

lol if your dockerfiles arent literally from scratch, copy statically linked binary and assets, finish

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

my docker files download qemu and boot windows then download my binary from download.com

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
What's systemd, and why should I care?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Doom Mathematic posted:

What's systemd, and why should I care?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lmao

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Doom Mathematic posted:

What's systemd, and why should I care?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Helianthus Annuus
Feb 21, 2006

can i touch your hand
Grimey Drawer

Doom Mathematic posted:

What's systemd, and why should I care?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

could have easily avoided the prob by saying "im a bsd admin :smugdog:" somewhere in this post

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Doom Mathematic posted:

What's systemd, and why should I care?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

semi-surprised yospos isn't all over PoC||GTFO

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