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"My opponent would have you believe that I am against agricultural subsidies...But I can assure you...Right now...RIGHT HERE... that I will stop at nothing to make sure I am punctured through the abdomen by a heat seeker, where I then rocket into the sky and detonate into a meat firework."
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 19:18 |
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# ¿ May 23, 2024 23:35 |
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tweet 1: Meeting w/ NASA 2day, they will be great allies in our fight going foward. #rockets #explodemeNASA tweet 2: I am going to defund NASA
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 21:06 |
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in a major gaffe today, presidental hopeful little munchkin alienated the rocket propelled grenade lobby, saying: "What do you get with that crap, a little blunt force trauma, a little internal hemorrhaging and then you just choke on your blood like a loser? Listen, if it doesn't extinguish my consciousness like a man flicking a light off, it's not a part of my platform." little munchkin has yet to comment.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 21:14 |