Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

alansmithee posted:

I'm ashamed I didn't finish the challenge (I did get in some more movies, but not 13), and doubly shamed I missed the redemption viewing (although I've already seen night train to terror).

As penance if people want, the dudes who finished can pick 3 movies that I'll watch and do a minimum 500 word writeup about each. Only requirement is they're up on streaming (amazon prime, shudder, hulu, netflix, youtube). If this thread gets unstickied/disappeared, i'll post in the main horror thread.

Have you seen Fascination? If not, that's one you should watch. It's on Shudder.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

alansmithee posted:

I'm ashamed I didn't finish the challenge (I did get in some more movies, but not 13), and doubly shamed I missed the redemption viewing (although I've already seen night train to terror).

As penance if people want, the dudes who finished can pick 3 movies that I'll watch and do a minimum 500 word writeup about each. Only requirement is they're up on streaming (amazon prime, shudder, hulu, netflix, youtube). If this thread gets unstickied/disappeared, i'll post in the main horror thread.

The Creeping Terror should be punishment enough.

Edit: it's on Shudder. MST3k version is not allowed.

Franchescanado fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Jun 5, 2017

alansmithee
Jan 25, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


Irony.or.Death posted:

Because I want to hurt you for your failure and because we never talk about category 3 stuff in this the horror thread, I'm going to nominate The Untold Story (1993).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NevT4kH2luA

I think I started watching this before during my asian extreme phase but it was so bad I cut it off or fast-forwarded through it so it'll be suitably punishing.

Spatulater bro! posted:

Have you seen Fascination? If not, that's one you should watch. It's on Shudder.

I've actually seen it. And as an aside, I've been surprised how well received Jean Rollin seems by people in the thread. I've seen a bunch of his movies but I've not really been too impressed. They just seem to have much going on, besides naked women and pretty scenery (as nice as those things are).

Franchescanado posted:

The Creeping Terror should be punishment enough.

Edit: it's on Shudder. MST3k version is not allowed.
This looks...interesting.

So if there's no other suggestions, I'll be checking out The Eyes of My Mother, The Creeping Terror, and...the Untold Story. With a writeup on each after.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

alansmithee posted:

I've actually seen it. And as an aside, I've been surprised how well received Jean Rollin seems by people in the thread. I've seen a bunch of his movies but I've not really been too impressed. They just seem to have much going on, besides naked women and pretty scenery (as nice as those things are).

His movies look really good, they hide their budget, and they're basically dreams put to film. That's a triple whammy of good in my book.


alansmithee posted:

So if there's no other suggestions, I'll be checking out The Eyes of My Mother, The Creeping Terror, and...the Untold Story. With a writeup on each after.

Excellent. Hopefully you write about the ideas and themes of The Creeping Terror and not the behind-the-scenes catastrophe, because the former would be much more interesting.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
Alright, give me three for my penance and expect a write up. On Hulu or Netflix, though. They're my only streaming services.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Leavemywife posted:

Alright, give me three for my penance and expect a write up. On Hulu or Netflix, though. They're my only streaming services.

Deal. I'll look some up. Do you have any triggers? (So I can avoid them, not punish you with them)

Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

alansmithee posted:

I've actually seen it. And as an aside, I've been surprised how well received Jean Rollin seems by people in the thread. I've seen a bunch of his movies but I've not really been too impressed. They just seem to have much going on, besides naked women and pretty scenery (as nice as those things are).

What I enjoy about his movies (aside from the naked women and pretty scenery) is their atmosphere. Ethereal and dreamlike is how I'd describe it.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Leavemywife posted:

Alright, give me three for my penance and expect a write up. On Hulu or Netflix, though. They're my only streaming services.

I nominate: Troll Hunter

Have you seen it?

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Franchescanado posted:

Deal. I'll look some up. Do you have any triggers? (So I can avoid them, not punish you with them)

No triggers that I know of. Bring it on!

Basebf555 posted:

I nominate: Troll Hunter

Have you seen it?

Troll Hunter was the poo poo. I loved that movie.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Nekromantik

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Basebf555 posted:

I nominate: Troll Hunter

You are so much nicer than me. I'll leave the good movie reccs to you.

Leavemywife posted:

No triggers that I know of. Bring it on!

You can pick one of these:

The Brainiac (1961) - Netflix
The Alligator People (1959) - YouTube
Human Centipede 3 - Netflix
Human Centipede 2 - YouTube (for now)


Nice! Not on Netflix or Hulu, but it is on DailyMotion! And Shudder.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Leavemywife posted:

Troll Hunter was the poo poo. I loved that movie.

I painted myself into a corner because not much on Netflix is as fun as Troll Hunter.

Any major classics you've shamefully never seen, like Hellraiser or a newer one like It Follows?

Baskin and The Eyes of My Mother are my go-to recommendations but I'll throw them in again. And yes, I see this as an opportunity to get someone to see a great horror movie so all my recommendations are with that in mind.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

AVOID!

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Franchescanado posted:

You are so much nicer than me. I'll leave the good movie reccs to you.


You can pick one of these:

The Brainiac (1961) - Netflix
The Alligator People (1959) - YouTube
Human Centipede 3 - Netflix
Human Centipede 2 - YouTube (for now)


Nice! Not on Netflix or Hulu, but it is on DailyMotion! And Shudder.

I've seen those Human Centipede movies and you're a goddamn monster for that.

I'll take Braniac. I would have watched Baskin already, but subtitles are hard when you've got a < 1 year old on your hands.

And I'll throw in Eyes of my Mother, since I think that's already in my queue.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Leavemywife posted:

I've seen those Human Centipede movies and you're a goddamn monster for that.

I'll take Braniac. I would have watched Baskin already, but subtitles are hard when you've got a < 1 year old on your hands.

And I'll throw in Eyes of my Mother, since I think that's already in my queue.

Hahaha, I've only seen 1 & 2. It's supposed to be a punishment! And I think 2 is, despite it's grossness, is still well made and disturbing.

Enjoy Braniac.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
I don't think Body Melt get's mentioned enough.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
This thread should become the workshop thread for Gremlins 3 .

Irony.or.Death
Apr 1, 2009


Everyone designs a gremlin?

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Sure sounds greaaaat

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
I would combine the boob-gremlin with the electric one and make a shockingly boobtastic gremlin

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

Drunkboxer posted:

I would combine the boob-gremlin with the electric one and make a shockingly boobtastic gremlin

I don't think gremlins should be sexualized but ......

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Hollismason posted:

I don't think gremlins should be sexualized but ......

I have the perfect picture to reply to this but I don't want to get perma'd.

Irony.or.Death
Apr 1, 2009


That's what links are for!

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
:yikes:

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
Eagerly awaiting these reviews.

alansmithee
Jan 25, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


So for my first punishment viewing...

The Eyes of My Mother

This review is gonna be a bit all over the place because I'm still not sure what to make of this movie. Also there will likely be some spoiler-y things as well, so if you've not seen it it may be good to not read further. I'm fairly sure it's a good movie. I think it deserves another viewing, but I'm not sure if I actually want to watch it again. It's not a particularly pleasant viewing experience, in many ways. The movie is quite beautiful, and there's some amazing shots. But there's also a lot of extremely uncomfortable and grotesque scenes. There's a ton of stuff that seems unanswered, that lends the movie a very dreamlike, surreal quality. Why is someone who was a surgeon in Portugal living on a farm in rural America? Francisca herself seems to have been slightly off even prior to her mother's death (I wondered if this indicated child abuse, but the signs are so vague it's hard to tell). The time period is also indistinct. It's hard to tell if the farm they live on is set in the 50's/60's, or if it's just the home itself that's in the past. Most of the violence occurs off-screen, or out of direct view. Yet, it doesn't lose any of the impact (similar to how in Texas Chainsaw Massacre you feel like you've seen a lot more of the violence than is actually shown). You always just see the aftermath (body parts being bagged, the aftermath of Charlie/Lucy's capture). If I were to compare it to anything, it would be some Antichrist/Henry hybrid. Francisca isn't nearly as dispassionate at killing as Henry, although there is a lot of the same immoral aspect to how she goes about her actions (especially since she doesn't always kill her victims). At times she's almost sympathetic, but never quite reaches that threshold-you can see what might have made her the way she is, but her actions are too extreme to be able to overlook.

As I said that was a bit rambly and there's a ton more I could probably say but I'm still somewhat processing the movie (and I may edit some more in later). It's undoubtedly very powerful, and interesting, and I'm glad I watched it. Just not sure if I'll ever go back again.

Next up will be The Creeping Terror.

edit-Had a bit of time to think about this, and the more I do the more I believe that it genuinely has the chance to be a classic. It's almost like a fairy tale-there's an unreality about everything that persists despite how clearly and crisply the movie is shot. It's not hard to see parents scaring their children about crazy Francisca living on the barn in the woods, kidnapping people to remake the family she had taken from her. The extreme violence and depravity of her acts aren't even out of place as traditional fairy tales are filled with all sorts of violence and cruelty.

Above I compared Francisca to Henry, but in hindsight that's not really correct. She only really killed when people tried to leave her (despite agreeing that it feels amazing). She's something altogether different. Her motives are fairly clear, although it's not entirely certain how exactly she got to the place she's at.

alansmithee fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Jun 15, 2017

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

I also fell short of my goal and am willing to review things as penance. I have no hang ups about movies. Being on streaming is nice but I'm willing to dig for physical copies of things.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

TheKingslayer posted:

I also fell short of my goal and am willing to review things as penance. I have no hang ups about movies. Being on streaming is nice but I'm willing to dig for physical copies of things.

What's the biggest stone-cold classic that you haven't seen? Watch that. Hellraiser and An American Werewolf in London are available on Netflix, just as a few examples.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Basebf555 posted:

What's the biggest stone-cold classic that you haven't seen? Watch that. Hellraiser and An American Werewolf in London are available on Netflix, just as a few examples.

That's a fantastic idea. I shamefully own but have never seen The Exorcist.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

TheKingslayer posted:

That's a fantastic idea. I shamefully own but have never seen The Exorcist.

Bam, decision made. Try to watch it after dark if possible.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

TheKingslayer posted:

That's a fantastic idea. I shamefully own but have never seen The Exorcist.

I hope for your sake you own the original theatrical cut and not the extended edition with the added cgi.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

I actually just realized I have the complete anthology set so I do have the theatrical version. Woo hoo!

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

TheKingslayer posted:

I actually just realized I have the complete anthology set so I do have the theatrical version. Woo hoo!

Watch Exorcist III while you're at it then.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

ruddiger posted:

I hope for your sake you own the original theatrical cut and not the extended edition with the added cgi.

What added CGI?

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
I believe there was unnecessary added CGI to her face and there was some minor CGI clean ups of effects.

Edit: Oh and the ghost mom at the end and some.demon faces showing up in objects.

Hollismason fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Jun 14, 2017

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Hollismason posted:

I believe there was unnecessary added CGI to her face and there was some minor CGI clean ups of effects.

Edit: Oh and the ghost mom at the end and some.demon faces showing up in objects.

I like all the demon faces and flashes and stuff, but I never noticed any other CGI. I only have "The Version You've Never Seen" DVD though.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
It's noticable at the end where Reagan's face is demon like.

http://www.movie-censorship.com/report.php?ID=5706806

Here's the full differences although it doesn't have the effects clean up stuff.

Hollismason fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Jun 14, 2017

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
I'd hardly consider it a major problem, the only one that I'd say takes away from the movie is Karras' mother appearing, but that's pretty minor. It's not like there's a fully CGI Pazuzu jumping around the room or anything like that.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Hollismason posted:

It's noticable at the end where Reagan's face is demon like.

http://www.movie-censorship.com/report.php?ID=5706806

Here's the full differences although it doesn't have the effects clean up stuff.

Huh. I may purchase the 40th anniversary that has both version on it. It might make me appreciate The Exorcist more (not one of my favorites).

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Having seen the Blu ray I can say that it is simply fantastic transfer. Watched it on a 60 inch TV and it's just phenomenal

  • Locked thread