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Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
i wonder if William N Finley IV will also have a child, named william

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Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

I.C. posted:

That sandwich looks fine.

lol no it doesn't

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Drunk & Ugly posted:

lol no it doesn't

it's whole grain toast, very healthy

dpush
Nov 10, 2009
If you google "Download Festival Toilet" the pictures all look the same.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

quote:

The event had been endorsed by a number of high profile models and influencers such as Bella Hadid, Emily Ratajkowski and Hailey Baldwin

"oh wow one of the not-alec baldwins is endorsing this, this will be a once in a life time event that couldnt go wrong"

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




and here I was, thinking that nothing would top Dashcon and the ballpit, but Ja Rule of all people being behind this poo poo-show is awful close

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I.C. posted:

That one guy is hardcore into aliens and they replaced him with another guy, I thought.

Yeah Tom Delonge was replaced by the singer from Alkaline Trio and I actually like their new album with him :shrug:

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

dpush posted:

If you google "Download Festival Toilet" the pictures all look the same.

i dont know what youre tryin to pull here

i mean this is a real weird toilet. after i got through the toiilet fetish porno i found it, and just what is it

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Premeditated disaster zones are the new festivals. Woopsie, it turned out to be a concentration camp! :v:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

keevo posted:

That link in the beginning of the first post gives some insight. Ja Rule was basically the face of this music festival that this 25 year old guy decided to throw. Ja Rule/the 25 year old guy/both of them wanted the music festival to be kind of like a Coachella but for rich people. Tickets were anywhere from $400-$12k for the entire weekend. The idea was that you could only get there by a chartered jet and that it would be on a private island, that it would be advertised by Instagram models and celebrities Kendall Jenner.

Turns out running a festival, especially one as boujee and stupid as this, is incredibly difficult. Basically everything that was promised is non-existant and people that were flown on the charter are currently stuck on that island.

Oh yeah that 25 year old guy I mentioned? He's most known for this club thing in New York for rich young people called Magnises, which is basically a social club that gets you access to exclusive parties that he throws, deals at restaurants, access to concerts that are really hard to buy tickets for (like Beyonce and Adele), poo poo like racing a bunch of Teslas on a private race track, etc. But it turns out his social club loving sucks.

This should have been the first post. You are now the Op.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

I.C. posted:

That sandwich looks fine.

oh my god i just had my first experience of first-world pity.

i..oh wow, i'm so sorry you feel that way.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

r u ready to WALK posted:

Everything about this makes me incredibly happy

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
couldnt have happened to a nicer group of people

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
never go to the first year of a festival unless you live in walking distance

buckets of buckets
Apr 8, 2012

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I hope people really die there

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

buckets of buckets posted:

I hope people really die there

that's not very nice. first lovely sandwiches now your gypsy curse, when will the horrors end.

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

The Walrus posted:

never go to the first year of a festival unless you live in walking distance

I went to a new festival last year that went off almost without a hitch, except they didn't have enough security the last night. But it helps that there are a lot of festivals in my small country, so it's probably the same catering/sanitation/stage crews and so on at every event.

That notebook is some amateur poo poo.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Fruits of the sea posted:

That notebook is some amateur poo poo.

all that social engineering bullshit when they could just go with "$16 bottled water"

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Everyone stupid enough to go outside gets exactly what they deserve.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Ja has abandoned us

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


Troy Queef posted:

and here I was, thinking that nothing would top Dashcon and the ballpit, but Ja Rule of all people being behind this poo poo-show is awful close

My favourite thing is that the Telegraph grabbed a picture from twitter for their article about this festival, and it's a picture with the dashcon ballpit shopped into it

imandyyo
Mar 19, 2012

Drunk & Ugly posted:

i wonder if William N Finley IV will also have a child, named william

He was planning to get it started at Fyre Fest.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Maw posted:

My favourite thing is that the Telegraph grabbed a picture from twitter for their article about this festival, and it's a picture with the dashcon ballpit shopped into it

lol

Cephalectomy
Jun 8, 2007
This whole debacle is amazing on so many levels.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


this tweet has aged well

https://twitter.com/VisitTheBahamas/status/851837603074777088

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

Maw posted:

My favourite thing is that the Telegraph grabbed a picture from twitter for their article about this festival, and it's a picture with the dashcon ballpit shopped into it

oh my god

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.



ahaha

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


https://twitter.com/Ruleyork/status/839129179086065665

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.
This is just the thread I needed to start my day. Voted 5

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.

buckets of buckets posted:

I hope people really die there

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Maw posted:

My favourite thing is that the Telegraph grabbed a picture from twitter for their article about this festival, and it's a picture with the dashcon ballpit shopped into it

layers upon layers, this is beautiful

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


this is the pic btw

https://twitter.com/truongasm/status/857866417458208768

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


They've corrected the article and removed the caption that mentioned the ballpit now :(

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


i wonder if ja rule was trying to build a true communist paradise by treating their sponsors and attendees equally

https://twitter.com/OhHelloItsJeff/status/857777067923873793

Double Bill
Jan 29, 2006

I'm extremely aroused by all of this

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

i'm on my knees praying that this is real in some sense

also sucking dick but that goes without saying at this point.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
this was actually a nice slap of reality for a bunch of trust fund d-bags

bet none of them learned a thing from it though so lol

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
someone should charter a jet to rescue them and then fly it to Syria

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I don't know who Ja Rule is, but they're my new hero.

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Now promoting the new Spyryt Festival, the most elite gathering the Sahara Desert has ever seen.

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