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Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


VikingSkull posted:

someone should charter a jet to rescue them and then fly it to Syria

they're getting the full refugee experience

https://twitter.com/kschroeter1/status/857914652197609472

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Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

it's probably safer for them to be locked in...

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


well they're just catering to the safe-space crowd

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

This is why scamming is cool + good.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
They deplaned everyone after it sat on the runway overnight and the pilots ran out of hours.

https://twitter.com/WNFIV/status/857914441752604672

https://twitter.com/WNFIV/status/857931432165089280

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017




yeah thats really sad and not funny as hell that someone would bankrupt themselves to go on a holiday with ja rule

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
i hope they all die

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

Maya Fey posted:



yeah thats really sad and not funny as hell that someone would bankrupt themselves to go on a holiday with ja rule

i am laughing so god drat hard

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.

Michaellaneous posted:

i am laughing so god drat hard

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
this is the most firstworldproblem poo poo ive ever read lmao

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

I am glad that in the modern age of information, it is still so easy to scam a bunch of idiot nerds for their easy/hard earned money.

Ignorance is a choice, and they are still choosing ignorance.

However, it's also great that I can now follow the fallout live, from the comfort of my home, knowing that I have lost *nada*.

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012
I hope there are ticket scalpers who couldn't sell in time and are now stuck with very expensive scrap paper.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
idk i'd like to pretend that they're currently feasting on each other because they're locked in a building with declining supplies and no medical team lol.

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

Hostel 3: Fyre Boogaloo

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
oh and of course the worst problem of all, no/low phone battery and no charging points.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Michaellaneous posted:

I am glad that in the modern age of information, it is still so easy to scam a bunch of idiot nerds for their easy/hard earned money.

Ignorance is a choice, and they are still choosing ignorance.

However, it's also great that I can now follow the fallout live, from the comfort of my home, knowing that I have lost *nada*.

modern day sirens...

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Instagram models

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Maya Fey posted:

modern day sirens...



Everything about this is hilarious

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Instagram models

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Everything about this is hilarious

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
wtf is the deal with instagram

it seems so retarded

why am i so old

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Maya Fey posted:



yeah thats really sad and not funny as hell that someone would bankrupt themselves to go on a holiday with ja rule

what a fantastic day

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
ugh, instagram 'models' and the first world right? nothing but shallow materialism. watch out for my next blogpost, it'll be a scorcher!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

If I buy an AK and fly down there, how quick can I turn this into some sort of STALKER theme park?

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

lorn Wayne posted:

ugh, instagram 'models' and the first world right? nothing but shallow materialism. watch out for my next blogpost, it'll be a scorcher!

I prefer to tweet

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

I've made some bad decisions in my life but I can feel good I've never bankrupted myself to party with Ja Rule

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Air Drop some cold cuts to put on those cheese sandwiches and start Lord of the Flies.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Jason Sextro posted:

I've made some bad decisions in my life but I can feel good I've never bankrupted myself to party with Ja Rule

actually you'll be regretting it soon once they take over the airport and surrounding land and turn it into a libertarian paradise, led by bankrupt man.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

r u ready to WALK posted:

Everything about this makes me incredibly happy

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
That's not Ja Rule!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5lfpd-vNfc

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Everything about this is in every way completely right and correct,

For sale, exclusive hempen fiber "I survived Fyre" Tshirts and hoodies, enquire within.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

What year is it? Why are people paying to party with Ja Rule?


Also all of this is hilarious and has my Friday off to a good start.

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


lmfao the models danced around as they disembarked, gave them a shot of tequila, said "hope you have fun!" then jumped on the plane and peaced out

ArnieD
Apr 1, 2015
It would be cool if somehow they end up sending these people to Venezuela

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Cumslut1895 posted:

that'll show them for being 13 and attending a music festival

Never thought I'd see someone white knight spoiled rich idiots so much but here we are.

ChesterJT fucked around with this message at 15:07 on Apr 28, 2017

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

big nipples big life posted:

What year is it? Why are people paying to party with Ja Rule?

Apparently 1997 if the festival was supposed to be headlined by Blink-182.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

The_Franz posted:

Apparently 1997 if the festival was supposed to be headlined by Blink-182.
They flew into the Bermuda Triangle and entered a wormhole through time

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
What a glorious weekend.

I mean, I assume and hope the rape rumours is just 4chan trolling people.

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Good. Im glad this happened. Ja rules.

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