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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
coffee thread

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Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
I like coffee. I drink it out of a specialised drinking vessel called a mug. It helps me to prepare to deal with the fuckmen in my day.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
That coffee does not look gmo free

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Coffee is actually bad but I drink a lot of it.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I like coffee but the fancy multi-thousand dollar espresso machine at work is gross so I brought in a regular drip one for my desk. Or if I want just a cup sometimes I will use instant coffee.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
great thread

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I like coffee but only drink it on special occasions because I normally keep awake via self inflicted strikes to the nutsack.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

I like Turkish coffee.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
I use a manual pour over along with my burr grinder to fully control the brewing process.

Recently i got 2 new roommates and they both brought keurigs like "hey sexrex you like coffee i bet you'll like this"

loving normies

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
The best coffee in the world is grown on the banks of the Black River in China but only 7 illiterate tribal people have tasted it and also it's charcoal

Senior Management
Jul 3, 2011



Hot drinks are immoral imho.

Also the best coffee can be found at 7-11

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
I just found out about a coffee delivery method, which involves putting coffee up my butt. If there are two things I love in this world it is coffee and putting things up my butt. It is a natural union of love.

impure flutter
May 31, 2014

Captain Splashback posted:

I just found out about a coffee delivery method, which involves putting coffee up my butt. If there are two things I love in this world it is coffee and putting things up my butt. It is a natural union of love.

This whole thread was just a race to make an enema joke

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
Sometimes I get the fancy coffee at work, but I forget to tell the cashier that I have fancy coffee in my mug, so I only end up paying $1, instead of $2. :science:

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
I was already in target and remembered i needed half and half so i grabbed some but since I'm not familiar with the brand i accidentally grabbed no fat half n half.


Always read the carton

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
I sell coffee.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i like coffee even crap lovely coffee just give me the coffee and no one gets hurt am i right lol dont talk to me before my first cup lmao

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Coffee is good and I'm addicted to it. I must have it.

sofokles
Feb 7, 2004

Fuck this
the barista is way behind

i drink intant

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

sofokles posted:

the barista is way behind

i drink intant
drink??? just shovel it into my gaping hole.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
One drink i like when im at a coffee shop is one i call "the cigarette butt"

It's a hot press(steamed cold press coffee) with an espresso shot in it, gets me nice n wired up and also tastes ok with a pump of mint for the menthol version.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
I'll be your Mr. Coffee with the automatic drip

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Selling beans to people was pretty easy. You could make anything up and they'd be into it.
As long as you told a 'story'.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Mexican Flicking Beans

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


I'm making cold brew for the first time today. It'll either be great or it will be the worst thing ever.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

frogge posted:

I'm making cold brew for the first time today. It'll either be great or it will be the worst thing ever.

What's the ratio of coffee to water?

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


1 parts coffee to 8 parts water.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
That's good. Give it six hours minimum. Then drain it. Should be good!

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
I like my coffee black just like my metal.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ded posted:

I like my coffee black just like my metal.
I like my coffee like I like my men. Worth waiting in line for.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
I do not care for coffee.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


my dog died im sad posted:

That's good. Give it six hours minimum. Then drain it. Should be good!

I heard 18-24 hours. The only thing I'm unsure on is whether I want to leave it on the counter or in the fridge while it steeps.

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc

Grevling posted:

Coffee is actually bad but I drink a lot of it.

Sorry about your prepubescent taste buds.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I like my coffee how I like my women

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
ground up and in my freezer

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I make coffee

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alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

i put coffee in cold brew overnight to have in the morning and take it strong+black as gently caress

itll probably cause me to die of heart palpitations in the near future but it's the good poo poo man

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