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I'm brewing some coffee right now, and reading this thread. Good coffee comes from good beans and good roasting, after that it's pretty hard to gently caress up.
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Snatch Duster posted:ground up and in my freezer Your brand of trolling is my go-to. Like, if my blood pressure is dangerously low, I'll hit up a few SD (tm) posts and bingo bango bongo lookit me I hate this planet
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Apr 29, 2017 16:12
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If you grind your coffee and freeze it, I don't mind. You do, however, have to answer to god.
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Apr 29, 2017 16:13
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I'm brewing coffee. I almost forgot about it. Thanks thread 
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Apr 29, 2017 16:13
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On Sundays I like to make a pot of extra strong dark roast and then I chill it and keep it in a carafe in my fridge so I can drink it every day without having to brew more every day. Mix it w some almond milk in a travel mug!!!!!!! :coffeecup: #coffee-mug
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Apr 29, 2017 16:17
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 Update: day two of coffee in my cup and coffee up my butt. I am now UNSTOPPABLE. I am clairvoyant and prescient. I know what you're going to say before you say it and I can HEAR. TIME. It sounds like my heartbeat. Only it couldn't be my heartbeat because hearts shouldn't beat that fast. There is nothing left for anyone here to do. I have triumphed over time, space, and sleep. I am the final evolution, the über mensch, the finest of the fuckmen. Peace
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Apr 29, 2017 16:18
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b-minus1 posted:i have a keurig https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOugNisFgVo
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Apr 29, 2017 16:33
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i walked around the corner to my local donut shoppe (thats how its spelled) and got a large coffee with splenda and 2 donut holes and a coconut topped white frosting donut 
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Apr 29, 2017 16:38
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black double americano run through twice in a small cup
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Apr 29, 2017 17:52
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I normally just drink a cup a day of fancy-pants instant (Mt. Hagen kinda sorta smells like coffee which is better than folger's burnt dirt) because it's convienent and I add cream and fake sugar anyway so who cares. BUT yesterday the coffee lady at the fancy-pants coffee shop in the grocery store caught me looking at coffee and used my politeness/crippling social anxiety to pressure me into buying some fresh roasted beans on sale and I coarse ground it and put it my Presto electric percolator and now I can taste the coffee in my cup even with cream and fake sugar and my leg won't stop jittering up and down and I've broken out in a sweat and I'm getting another cup COFFEE
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Apr 29, 2017 18:23
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moka pot with illy. but being a poor, it's more like lavazza or cafe bustelo. gabbagol. lol @ the keurig users. i like my coffee to taste like chemicals.
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Apr 29, 2017 18:35
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I spend hours hand selecting beans before artisinally roasting them in my 19th century french whirlypop. I then meticulously grind them with a $2000 Burr grinder before doing a Japanese iced pour over method. Then I put it up my butt.
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Apr 29, 2017 18:36
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I like coffee. I drink coffee out of a stein sometimes and its p cool I feel like I'm a medieval loser instead of a regular loser which makes me feel good 
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Apr 29, 2017 18:40
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i like my coffee like i like my men thrown out of a moving vehicle when cold
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Apr 29, 2017 18:45
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in my experience 7/11 reliably has better coffee than starbucks. they dont have the crazyass mixed coffee drinks but their regular black coffee doesnt taste like poo poo whereas starbuckss usually will breaking bad really hit the nail on the head there. bitterness is the enemy of rich coffee flavor pro tip: you can tell if the coffee is good or bad just by smelling a waft of it. you dont have to take a sip or pour a cup. if you cant do this or dont understand it you are retarded
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Apr 29, 2017 18:48
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if you get coffee from mcdonald's anytime after noon I hope you enjoy 2 hour old coffee which will be served to you by me
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Apr 29, 2017 18:53
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im going to need about a million more coffees
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I think my cold brew was too strong. I haven't had this much energy in a long time.
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Apr 29, 2017 19:32
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COFFEE!!!!
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Apr 29, 2017 19:43
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So what kind of roasts does everybody like? I like dark roasts 'cause they're smoother, but I'm not super-picky.
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Apr 29, 2017 20:37
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Apr 29, 2017 20:40
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This thread is the man who pitches a fit after Angelo Badalamenti served him coffee
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Apr 29, 2017 21:02
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I bought 711 store brand coffee grounds and im making em in a French press
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Apr 29, 2017 23:27
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I live by myself and am too cheap to keep using a Keurig so I just make instant at home. So I'm like the opposite of Three Olives.
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Apr 29, 2017 23:56
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Pththya-lyi posted:So what kind of roasts does everybody like? I like dark roasts 'cause they're smoother, but I'm not super-picky. Hell yea dark roasts are the bomb
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yeah I eat rear end posted:umm excuse me the blue mountains are in jamaica and very low price too!
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Apr 30, 2017 07:31
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frogge posted:I think my cold brew was too strong. I haven't had this much energy in a long time. No that's the right strength. Good cold brew should need to bee watered down.
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Apr 30, 2017 08:01
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I like that coffee where they pick the beans out of some animal's poo poo to make it with.
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Apr 30, 2017 09:29
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I use a french press because its easy. i use non dairy creamer, but sometimes ill use a coconut creamer. I like regular coffee with cream and sugar. i put an ice cube to cool it down. Idk it seems some people complicate it
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Apr 30, 2017 09:43
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cnut posted:I like that coffee where they pick the beans out of some animal's poo poo to make it with. Edgar Allan Pwned posted:Idk it seems some people complicate it
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Apr 30, 2017 09:47
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why do Americans call milk cream?
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Apr 30, 2017 10:01
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we recently got a chemex and it loving owns
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Apr 30, 2017 10:16
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Jukeboxblues posted:why do Americans call milk cream? Because many people put actual cream in their coffee rather than milk.
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Apr 30, 2017 13:50
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I can understand why people get so anal about coffee. I used to ignore all that wank about temperature and brew time and poo poo. Then I got an aeropress, and decided to actually loving follow the instructions in the included manual. Like, 85 degree Celsius water, stir for 10 seconds then plunger for 20-30 seconds. And I got some silky smooth mouth orgasm bullshit.
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Egbert Souse posted:Ex-wife took the Keurig and good riddance. Now I use an electric kettle and french press. Best drat coffee I've had in my own home. Going through a bag of Archer Farms organic coffee right now. archer farms is a target brand that has all the other major companies make coffee for them lol
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There Bias Two posted:Because many people put actual cream in their coffee rather than milk. That's retarded
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kierrie posted:I'm brewing some coffee right now, and reading this thread. Good coffee comes from good beans and good roasting, after that it's pretty hard to gently caress up. check your grind size privilege
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Jukeboxblues posted:That's retarded You should try it, it's not bad.
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