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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
drinkin donut shoppe coffee rite now ama

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ2q9NmYf6g

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
dunk buttered toast in your coffee. loving good

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Had a boss that would come by my area a few days per week and casually say "oh just going to top off my mug" and then take 3/4 of the freshly brewed pot in her giant mug that looked like a beer stein. Goddamnit Susan.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tooY9nLezL0

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
has someone commented about caramel macchiatos yet, i believe this could be a fresh topic that could potentially go viral.

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Medium roast Sumatra

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
I typically prefer that high quality, organic, poo poo coffee, however being from the New England, I'm cool with Dunkin Donuts watery coffee.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

There Bias Two posted:

Because many people put actual cream in their coffee rather than milk.

Some even prefer a slab of butter.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Lavazza coffee in a French press :getin:

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Currently drinking this:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Are you adding milk or

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 04:37 on May 1, 2017

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
americano 10 oz including 4 1 oz shots of espresso on top to preserve the head

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Are you adding milk or

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i sure could go for a coffee right now

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
How to drink coffee:

1. Pour a cup
2. Forget about it for about 3 hours
3. Pour cold coffee down the sink

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

the good fax machine posted:

How to drink coffee:

1. Pour a cup
2. Forget about it for about 3 hours
3. Pour cold coffee down the sink

pls don't unveil my trade secrets

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Protip: do not drink coffee if you've already had two morning shits

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I like to go in to coffee shops and ask for a cafe au lait, then I get hear "Cafe Au Lait for Jose" which is my favorite made up brain song

It's a nice little coffee side effect

Verdugo
Jan 5, 2009


Lipstick Apathy

Snatch Duster posted:

I like my coffee how I like my women
With a milk and two sugars.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Two Sanka drinkin' grannies going crazy
Moka Pot is the brewer that sprays steam

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

the good fax machine posted:

Protip: do not drink coffee if you've already had two morning shits

Youre supposed to slam coffee then poop. Also a pre-poop smoke if you smoke (dont smoke).

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

this is the worst monday ever if i dont get a big rear end coffee soon and a tylenol for good measure ill probably "go postal" as they say

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Chinatown posted:

Youre supposed to slam coffee then poop. Also a pre-poop smoke if you smoke (dont smoke).

Coffee is always the catalyst for my morning shits. Drink lots of coffee, then have a poo poo. Or drink less coffee and then have an afternoon poo poo.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


I've never even considered working it into my making GBS threads routine. Life is marvelous :sun:

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Coffee is crucial to knocking out a turboshit on the clock.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

frogge posted:

Coffee is crucial to knocking out a turboshit on the clock.
:agreed:

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Coffee in the morning + metamucil at night has turned my mornings in to happy times, my good bitches

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Why do you all have such a hard time pooping?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
No trouble pooping here m8. Coffee just makes the process much better. Much more decisive.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Chinatown posted:

Youre supposed to slam coffee then poop. Also a pre-poop smoke if you smoke (dont smoke).

What kind of coward doesn't run the gambit and slam a coffee and then a smoke before pooping. That's what's wrong with this generation.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


I thought this generation served coffee in a test tube, for easier anal insertion.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
anyone else regularly drink with coffee that your piss smells like coffee instead of piss?

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

SeXReX posted:

anyone else regularly drink with coffee that your piss smells like coffee instead of piss?

you can counteract this by drinking more piss

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

theres a will theres moe posted:

you can counteract this by drinking more piss
does it have to be your own????

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

There Bias Two posted:

Why do you all have such a hard time pooping?

Typical goon diet doesn't contain a whole lot of fiber.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
vvvvvv me before my morning coffee vvvvvv

^^^^^^ also me after my morning coffee ^^^^^^

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender

elyts ni kcab emoc ot gniog si ekil uoy oniccupparF tahT

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


What's the hot take on coffee enemas ?

Asking for a friend

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