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Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

mandatory participation based off means testing, phase out range based off caloric intake of under 800 with full festival experience for those in equal or in excess of 1,800 calories per day

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Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

*blood drains into a rusted grate*

And next time it won't be so simple to escape.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
https://twitter.com/vice/status/859882776136482818

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


hell, same

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lol

quote:

He spent $250,000 on a single Instagram post from Kim Kardashian’s half-sister Kendall Jenner and laid out hundreds of thousands more on lesser-name “influencers,” none of whom were paid less than $20,000, one person familiar with the payments said.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


ad campaign to advertise the exultant luxury of the event bankrupts the luxury out of the indulgent event

:yeah:

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Weeping Wound posted:

ad campaign to advertise the exultant luxury of the event bankrupts the luxury out of the indulgent event

:yeah:

i'm doing coke on the desert island of the real

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006


I mean, what would you do? Throw a festival for a bunch of whiny dirty rich hippies or hang out with models?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

kill all influencers

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
The most absurd thing is that they told the crew to not go to the festival site, but still allowed attendees to land at the island.

Like, when they held back crew they had to be aware that this was a disaster in the making. Yet they didn't cancel flights.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

You know how if you took the average person out of their comfortable modern life and tossed them into nature they'd die like a punk bitch in like a day because we're all soft, weak, and stupid?

Rich people are basically that cranked up to 11, for all their learned skills in dealing with modern bullshit like social networking they're even more retarded and useless than the average person who actually has to learn how to cope with real stress.

Basically we don't even need to eat the rich, just take away their electricity and servants and they'll die off on their own, with the few worthy survivors being allowed into re-education camps.

When the greatest stressor you've ever experienced is when that bitch Madison told all your friends about how you banged the Latino pool boy, you are so hosed when the lights go out for real.

Wheeee has issued a correction as of 07:29 on May 6, 2017

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
https://twitter.com/telesurenglish/status/860338129391280130

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Someone should make a reality show show about luring rich kids to exotic island just to torture and humiliate them.

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



etalian posted:

Someone should make a reality show show about luring rich kids to exotic island just to torture and humiliate them.

Survivor is already a thing though?

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