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OH! DOGS!!!
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Apr 29, 2017 19:13
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Get'yer hand outta there you cheeky little shite!
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Apr 29, 2017 19:15
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Gillian Anderson grew up in North London and is British-American Right, which is why it should be more convincing.
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Apr 29, 2017 20:28
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*complete silence as my character is dead of heroin abuse
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Apr 29, 2017 20:38
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COR BLIMEY TWAS A RIGHT PROPER BUGGERIN IT WAS.
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Apr 29, 2017 21:10
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I shood muuv to Baaston so muh returd offspung con be really mad abut sports an stuff. *No potatoe *Dies
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Apr 29, 2017 21:15
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*is an extra is trainsporting*
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Apr 29, 2017 21:48
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numberoneposter posted:*is an extra is trainsporting* "Ello guv'na!" 
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Apr 29, 2017 21:53
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Top o' the morning to ya. Hm, no that's not it... *in a higher pitch* Top o' the morning to ya. Still not quite there. *even higher* Top o' the morning to ya. Right, okay, give me a second, I think I've got it. *in ultrasound* Top o' the morning to ya. *everything made of glass explodes in the vicinity, dogs start barking outside* Yeah, I think that's it.
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Apr 29, 2017 23:23
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ye arse, he said, rolling his Rs like in spanish
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Apr 30, 2017 04:08
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*a series of glottal clicks*, laddie
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Apr 30, 2017 04:10
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Says it "ahh deedaaas"
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Apr 30, 2017 05:04
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"ELLO is tis teh Oi Arr Aye? Tell em teh suns o nanrky are comin!"
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Apr 30, 2017 05:34
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G'day, mate!
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Apr 30, 2017 05:36
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How you doin mon?
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Apr 30, 2017 05:37
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Nigmaetcetera posted:G'day, mate! Oi now, me dad's a Ulsterman!
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Apr 30, 2017 05:39
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Rrrrrraaaa, arrrrrrrraaaaaa. Arrrrrrrraaaaaa. I'm definitely getting better at this.
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Apr 30, 2017 05:40
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Flavius Belisarius posted:Oi now, me dad's a Ulsterman! A ulsterman pinched me vegemite!
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Apr 30, 2017 05:40
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ACH! IS YE OLDE GOATMAN!
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Apr 30, 2017 05:40
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Nigmaetcetera posted:A ulsterman pinched me vegemite! He also nicked, swiped, stole, and illicitly acquired it.
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Apr 30, 2017 05:48
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Nigmaetcetera posted:nicked, swiped, stole, and illicitly acquired it. Uh it's bad actors...
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Apr 30, 2017 05:48
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Flavius Belisarius posted:Uh it's bad actors... Och. Neeps and tatties. Haggis.
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Apr 30, 2017 05:50
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Och. Neeps and tatties. Haggis. No wait I got a We represent the Lolly pop Guild, The Lolly pop Guild, The Lolly pop Guild And in the name of the Lolly pop Guild, We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland. We welcome you to Munchkinland, Tra la la la la la la Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Apr 30, 2017 |
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Apr 30, 2017 05:55
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Ferget yer American ways and return wit' me to the Old Country Seamus. We must recover the beloved Blarney Stone from the hated English afore the Queen kisses it and all is lost!
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Apr 30, 2017 05:59
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*blows up a car instead of saying the line*
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Apr 30, 2017 06:01
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Flavius Belisarius posted:
Lol yeah pretty much Forget ancient castles and rope bridges and Catholicism in the face of a protestant anglosphere, it's all about the dancing midgets
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Apr 30, 2017 06:02
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"Don't be a fool Seamus!" "I don't go by that name anymore William. Haven't for a long time." "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! What would yer Old Ma say if she could see ya now?" "She'd say she was proud I escaped the troubles and made a good life for myself here in America" "Oh? And how could she do that when the English have stolen all the Guinness is Dublin? She's sober. Do ye not understand? Sober as an Englishman on Sunday!"
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Apr 30, 2017 06:21
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Me galbladder is a-a-a-a-llllluh bloated n gossy doncha know? A wee flagon of the ol' humpy dumpty if'n ye would be so kahnd....
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok
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Apr 30, 2017 06:37
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top o the mawnin to ye sirs
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Apr 30, 2017 09:18
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I hope I dunt die from a wee bit of the consumption
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Apr 30, 2017 09:26
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Casimir Radon posted:I hope I dunt die from a wee bit of the consumption Eet's teu layte lahd, ye kissed the blarney stoon teu many tayms
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Apr 30, 2017 09:36
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Och fayth and vagorbra! Gimme yer fookin teets yeh wee lass! Mee willies shite!
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Apr 30, 2017 09:52
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oi lov drinkin an religion crikey guvnah
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Apr 30, 2017 10:40
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Oh Mr Belfoot your feet are so swollen!
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The Queen bursts forth from Buckingham Palace, growing ever more monstrous in size and power. Cait lies broken and bloody next to some rubble. Seamus rushes over to check on her and grasps her hand. Cait coughs up a small amount of blood. "Ya must hang on just a wee bit longer Caity. We'll get ya to a pub, you'll be fine, I promise." She reaches up and caresses his face. "Oh sweet, naive Seamus. I haven't had a drink fer days. I'm completely sober." Seamus grasps her hand even tighter. "Don't talk such Tom Foolery ya daft lass. By the Saints I'll give ya such a hidin'!" Cait reaches behind her for something. With some effort she produces a large grey rock. Somehow she'd done it. She'd saved the Blarney Stone. "Take it Seamus. Only you can save us. You must embrace yer destiny. Kiss it and gain the Luck 'o' the Irish!" Seamus takes the sacred stone and a look of doubt crosses his face. "I cannot!" "You must! Do it for me, do it for Ireland, do it for yer Old Ma!" Cait breaths her last and expires. Seamus releases her hand and a single tear rolls down his cheek. In the distance the Queen crushes an Irish Pub beneath her feet. Seamus looks down at the Blarney Stone and finishes his pint in one long gulp.
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No patty-fingers, if ye please.
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Patty Fingerrrs, Patty Fingerrrs, ye war the baist *sadly eats guiness*
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