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Sep 30, 2009

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I will admit, I dubious that an SSLP of BotW would work, but drat if this isn't pretty interesting. :munch:

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Sep 30, 2009

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Mazed posted:

Somehow Link already comes off as as big a bumbling yet fearless goober he's ever been since Wind Waker.
There are character-defining moments, and then there's Link chasing after the bird that kidnapped his sister so hard that he doesn't notice himself falling off a cliff.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Mega64 posted:

Next time, we'll track the other three shrines and then proceed to ignore them in favor of futzing around some more.
The Sandbox Experience.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Honestly, I don't care whether you do blue or red first, as long as you do yellow last, so we can make you suffer through Link's complete lack of armor hilarious nudity for as long as possible.

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Sep 30, 2009

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ZeeToo posted:

I'm good with PMush's ordering plans.

I feel that this Link is a vegetarian, and doesn't eat any meat-using foods.
Let's at least make it a little fair.

Link is a pescetarian.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Mega64 posted:

Was not aware of that! Pretty cool you can still get it that way.



Back to playing the game!
Well that was decisive.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Making a motion to dismiss Naked Link in favor of Tacky Tourist Link, in the Switch shirt and the goofiest pants you can find.

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Sep 30, 2009

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tiistai posted:

Nothing but stamina because who needs health when you can simply not get hit. Mobility is more important in this vast world.
That was my logic. Not enough health? We can just make fun of Mega and say to get good.

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Sep 30, 2009

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dancingbears posted:

Yes, and only a shirt, Link is having none of this pants business.
Put on the Switch shirt and no pants.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Siegkrow posted:

I can't believe you usggested something that wasn't horribly inappropiate. Kudos!
:drat:

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Sep 30, 2009

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It was fate that brought you and this horse together, so Fate will be her name.

And since you were fated to meet her by dying, it must be fate that we go to the horse god to learn what to do if ffate takes Fate from us. ...Fate.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Glazius posted:

Are these the first dogs in Zelda? ...that aren't Yorkies or Chain Chomps, I mean?
There are cute fat dogs you can carry around in TP.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Mazed posted:

So is that Ganondorf's old horse or what?

Also yeah, Spockle is a good name for an appaloosa.
Live long and giddyup.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Ganonhoof?

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Sep 30, 2009

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I made Ganonhoof, but...

Bruceski posted:

Sue, Sport-Utility Equine

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Sep 30, 2009

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Mega64 posted:

Ahaha what the gently caress
I think making that a poll was the right idea. :stare:

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Sep 30, 2009

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We Leeroy'd into someone else's hide and seek game, half of the time while naked, the other half while dressed as Hyrule's best-armed tourist.

And that's not even getting into the fact that our ride is Clydsdal Satan.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Get to the beach... by climbing over the mountain.

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Sep 30, 2009

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I'm starting to greatly appreciate this theme of "decide where to go next through some random, arbitrary means" thing.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Or Kakariko. If I know one thing about Zelda, it's that the plot starts in Kakariko.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Poll on the previous page.

Mega64 posted:

Good question! I'll have to find out later.

Poll is up. Probably won't have an update up until Friday, will try to get gameplay in on Wednesday.

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Sep 30, 2009

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snograt posted:

Mega's avatar is suddenly apt.
We need to figure out a new in-game way to determine a random direction before the next poll.

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Sep 30, 2009

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thiswayliesmadness posted:

Find and kill an enemy with a weapon. Go in the direction the corpse's weapon points.
Ooh, that's a good one. Has to be something that makes them ragdoll, though.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Oh my god the hat looks like Link has a fish on his head. :3:

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Sep 30, 2009

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It's a clever system, really. They can't really load and unload chunks of the world to refresh them, so every so often they just take you out of the playpen for a moment, vacuum up all the broken bits of toys and spilled Cheerios, then set you back down.

Edit Update 13 on previous page!

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Sep 30, 2009

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Mega64 posted:

Yeah. I just somehow keep getting killed in the dumbest, most comical ways.
Please make videos of each and every one.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Cythereal posted:

Huh. This is the first Zelda game I've looked at since Majora's Mask. Wow this stuff is weird. And open-world nonsense has infected the series to boot?
Twilight Princess was pretty formula (if very well-done formula), and Skyward Sword was... controversial, but BotW is a pretty big departure from the standard.

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Sep 30, 2009

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It's everything I dreamed of, and more. :allears:

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Sep 30, 2009

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AweStriker posted:

You dropped a hint on something we get by progressing the main plot, so perhaps we should actually get on with that at Kakariko Village.

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Sep 30, 2009

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We'll do the animal thing next poll.

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Sep 30, 2009

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I feel like the bandanna actually looks really good with that shirt? Better than the hood, anyways.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Hell, premature outfit vote for Bandanna, Hylian Top, and Sheikah Pants.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Hateno.

Is it outfit vote time yet? :swoon:

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Sep 30, 2009

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PMush Perfect posted:

Bandanna, Hylian Top, and Sheikah Pants.

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Sep 30, 2009

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ThornBrain posted:

The best stuff happens off the road, so I say go as straight of a line there as you can.
:yeah:

Mega64 posted:

I'll also go with this for now as this seems the best compromise for now.
:toot:

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Sep 30, 2009

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It's everything I dreamed it would be. :swoon:

Also, drat, that dragon is a cool moment.

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Sep 30, 2009

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That apparatus solution is beautifully spiteful. :allears:

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Sep 30, 2009

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Dye legs green, otherwise same outfit.

iospace posted:

Stab cucco until it mobs you, run around in a circle till you die, and head in the direction your body points in.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Kibayasu posted:

It's a shame you can't rename Link and name him, uh, Linkson or something to see what happens with the builders.
Does anybody know what happens if your name does include Son?

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Sep 30, 2009

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Roobanguy posted:

you cant rename link according to the first update.
:monocle:

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