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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Six :siren:


Chargers 31, Broncos 21
Bills 42, 49ers 20
Eagles 27, Washington 24 F/OT
Titans 27, Browns 10
Ravens 29, Giants 24
Panthers 35, Saints 32 F/OT
Bears 17, Jaguars 10
Lions 24, Rams 20
Steelers 34, Dolphins 17
Bengals 28, Patriots 26
Raiders 24, Chiefs 19
Falcons 28, Seahawks 27
Cowboys 34, Packers 16
Texans 20, Colts 17 F/OT
Cardinals 17, Jets 16



AFC East:

Dolphins 3-3 (1-0)
Bills 3-3 (1-1)
Patriots 2-4 (1-1)
Jets 1-5 (0-1)


AFC North:

Ravens 5-1 (1-0)
Steelers 5-1 (1-0)
Bengals 4-2 (0-1)
Browns 0-6 (0-1)


AFC South:

Titans 5-1 (0-1)
Texans 4-2 (2-0)
Jaguars 2-3 (1-0)
Colts 1-5 (0-2)


AFC West:

Chargers 3-3 (1-1)
Chiefs 2-3 (1-1)
Broncos 2-4 (0-1)
Raiders 1-5 (1-1)


NFC East:

Cowboys 4-2 (1-1)
Redskins 4-2 (1-2)
Eagles 3-2 (1-0)
Giants 3-3 (1-1)



NFC North:

Bears 6-0 (1-0)
Lions 3-3 (1-1)
Packers 2-3 (1-1)
Vikings 1-4 (0-1)


NFC South:

Falcons 6-0 (3-0)
Panthers 3-3 (2-1)
Saints 2-3 (0-2)
Bucs 0-5 (0-2)


NFC West:

Cardinals 5-1 (1-1)
Seahawks 3-2 (2-0)
Rams 3-3 (2-1)
49ers 1-5 (0-3)

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
I want the Browns only win to be against the chargers. The most realistic sim.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
The tits are good

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
ah yes, the day when both Giovani Bernard and Jeremy Hill had 2TDs apiece and we beat the patriots at home

aperion
May 15, 2007

i want to believe
Grimey Drawer
Hey Ross, you should re-insert Joey Bosa into the Chargers defense, he's well past his first four games.

Also I can still imagine Mike McCoy crying towards the end of this game against Denver too.

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

Metapod posted:

The tits are good

Hell yeah my man

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
So which coach will get fired first in this universe? I think Pagano's gotta have the hottest seat by now.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Bucs were pretty quick to pull the trigger on Lovie, but since this would technically be Koetter's first year, he's safe unless they go 0-16.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Seven :siren:

Packers 38, Bears 35 F/OT
Giants 38, Rams 9
Saints 37, Chiefs 34 F/OT
Titans 42, Colts 31
Eagles 12, Vikings 6
Bengals 51, Browns 24
Lions 30, Washington 24 F/OT
Jaguars 37, Raiders 7
Bills 40, Dolphins 14
Jets 17, Ravens 10
49ers 24, Bucs 10
Falcons 35, Chargers 28
Steelers 34, Patriots 17
Seahawks 19, Cardinals 6
Broncos 25, Texans 10



AFC East:

Bills 4-3 (2-1)
Dolphins 3-4 (1-1)
Patriots 2-5 (1-1)
Jets 2-5 (0-1)


AFC North:

Steelers 6-1 (1-0)
Ravens 5-2 (1-0)
Bengals 5-2 (1-1)
Browns 0-7 (0-2)


AFC South:

Titans 6-1 (1-1)
Texans 4-3 (2-0)
Jaguars 3-3 (1-0)
Colts 1-6 (0-3)


AFC West:

Chargers 3-4 (1-1)
Broncos 3-4 (0-1)
Chiefs 2-4 (1-1)
Raiders 1-6 (1-1)


NFC East:

Eagles 4-2 (1-0)
Cowboys 4-2 (1-1)
Giants 4-3 (1-1)
Redskins 4-3 (1-2)



NFC North:

Bears 6-1 (1-1)
Lions 4-3 (1-1)
Packers 3-3 (2-1)
Vikings 1-5 (0-1)


NFC South:

Falcons 7-0 (3-0)
Panthers 3-3 (2-1)
Saints 3-3 (0-2)
Bucs 0-6 (0-2)


NFC West:

Cardinals 5-2 (1-2)
Seahawks 4-2 (3-0)
Rams 3-4 (2-1)
49ers 2-5 (0-3)

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

one incomplete pass and 6 touchdowns? now thats apple pay, samsung pay, or other

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
the computer understands how to give the ball to derrick henry much better than mike mularkey does

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

:911:

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Alright what the hell man

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009
ANDEY

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I like how it's giving the dolphins the exact opposite season of reality

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Bills are going to still find a way to blow this, even in this fake reality.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

i definitely believe the cardinals losing at home to the seahawks and the rams

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
It's going to own when the undefeated Falcons lose in the Superbowl to the Mike Mularkey led Titans

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I will never get this sim's obsession with establishing the run.

Seahawks combined for 30 carries and 44 rushing yards. At that point even Bevell's gotta be like "gently caress it we're going to the air."

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

weird Asian candy posted:

It's going to own when the undefeated Falcons lose in the Superbowl to the Mike Mularkey led Titans

I would be okay with this. Though honestly if I had to pick one of the two to win one now it would be Atlanta since Matt Ryan is a lot older than Mariota, so the window is smaller despite how young the defense is.

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Finally the Steelers defeat the Patriots

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Benne posted:

I will never get this sim's obsession with establishing the run.

Seahawks combined for 30 carries and 44 rushing yards. At that point even Bevell's gotta be like "gently caress it we're going to the air."

I've seen games to the contrary

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Eight :siren:

Titans 27, Jaguars 6
Washington 45, Bengals 25
Chiefs 27, Colts 24
Panthers 34, Cardinals 31 F/OT
Bucs 23, Raiders 21
Saints 43, Seahawks 18
Texans 36, Lions 34
Patriots 33, Bills 20
Jets 31, Browns 20
Chargers 20, Broncos 13
Packers 35, Falcons 31
Eagles 28, Cowboys 21
Bears 43, Vikings 23



AFC East:

Bills 4-4 (2-2)
Dolphins 3-4 (1-1)
Patriots 3-5 (2-1)
Jets 3-5 (0-1)


AFC North:

Steelers 6-1 (1-0)
Ravens 5-2 (1-0)
Bengals 5-3 (1-1)
Browns 0-8 (0-2)


AFC South:

Titans 7-1 (2-1)
Texans 5-3 (2-0)
Jaguars 3-4 (1-1)
Colts 1-7 (0-3)


AFC West:

Chargers 4-4 (2-1)
Chiefs 3-4 (1-1)
Broncos 3-5 (0-2)
Raiders 1-7 (1-1)


NFC East:

Eagles 5-2 (2-0)
Redskins 5-3 (1-2)
Giants 4-3 (1-1)
Cowboys 4-3 (1-2)



NFC North:

Bears 7-1 (2-1)
Packers 4-3 (2-1)
Lions 4-4 (1-1)
Vikings 1-6 (0-2)


NFC South:

Falcons 7-1 (3-0)
Panthers 4-3 (2-1)
Saints 4-3 (0-2)
Bucs 1-6 (0-2)


NFC West:

Cardinals 5-3 (1-2)
Seahawks 4-3 (3-0)
Rams 3-4 (2-1)
49ers 2-5 (0-3)

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
the sim continues to own

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Metapod posted:

the sim continues to own

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

Metapod posted:

the sim continues to own

Print the shirts.

2016 NFL Simulation Champions

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Hell yeah! 10-6 here we come!

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp
The Bears' continued success is probably the most perplexing thing about this simulation.

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Titans-Bears Superbowl let's go

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Acebuckeye13 posted:

The Bears' continued success is probably the most perplexing thing about this simulation.

The Bears are not as talent-deprived as everyone pretends. If the Sim could pattern it's coaching around John Fox, the record would be reversed.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
I know you like the Raiders losing, but can you put Khalil Mack back on the team instead of running the sim without him?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

MrLogan posted:

I know you like the Raiders losing, but can you put Khalil Mack back on the team instead of running the sim without him?

Can't change anything about any of the defenses

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
this sim is terrible

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Dubious posted:

this sim is terrible

I agree, Titans should still be undefeated.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Nine :siren:


Falcons 44, Bucs 10
Vikings 32, Lions 18
Giants 29, Eagles 23 F/OT
Dolphins 23, Jets 20
Chiefs 20, Jaguars 19
Cowboys 30, Browns 10
Ravens 35, Steelers 25
Saints 24, 49ers 14
Panthers 44, Rams 20
Packers 23, Colts 20
Titans 34, Chargers 17
Broncos 31, Raiders 14
Seahawks 41, Bills 22



AFC East:

Dolphins 4-4 (2-1)
Bills 4-5 (2-2)
Patriots 3-5 (2-1)
Jets 3-6 (0-2)


AFC North:

Ravens 6-2 (2-0)
Steelers 6-2 (1-1)
Bengals 5-3 (1-1)
Browns 0-9 (0-2)


AFC South:

Titans 8-1 (2-1)
Texans 5-3 (2-0)
Jaguars 3-5 (1-1)
Colts 1-8 (0-3)


AFC West:

Chiefs 4-4 (1-1)
Chargers 4-5 (2-1)
Broncos 4-5 (1-2)
Raiders 1-8 (1-2)


NFC East:

Giants 5-3 (2-1)
Eagles 5-3 (2-1)
Redskins 5-3 (1-2)
Cowboys 5-3 (1-2)



NFC North:

Bears 7-1 (2-1)
Packers 5-3 (2-1)
Lions 4-5 (1-2)
Vikings 2-6 (1-2)


NFC South:

Falcons 8-1 (4-0)
Panthers 5-3 (2-1)
Saints 5-3 (0-2)
Bucs 1-7 (0-3)


NFC West:

Seahawks 5-3 (3-0)
Cardinals 5-3 (1-2)
Rams 3-5 (2-1)
49ers 2-6 (0-3)

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

unbelievable results.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
8-1 baby losing season avoid!!!!!!!!

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Who's the Kings of the Westsiiiiiideeee.

Edit: lol Ahtyba Rubin got an INT. Fatman interceptions!

Double edit! And it was a pick 6! For 40yards!!!!

Its Rinaldo fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Jun 25, 2017

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

Metapod posted:

8-1 baby losing season avoid!!!!!!!!

Colts 1-8 lmao

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Nobody wants to win the AFC West

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