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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Eat poo poo Raiders :twisted:

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Oct 9, 2005


quote:

AFC North:

Ravens 6-2 (2-0)
Steelers 6-2 (1-1)
Bengals 5-3 (1-1)
Browns 0-9 (0-2)

The AFC North isn't even interesting in your fantasy

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Are you going to bench Case Keenum after the next Rams game to simulate real life?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

UNbelievable results.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Eli Wiggum posted:

Eat poo poo Raiders :twisted:

Ross benched Mack to help the Raiders lose.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Ten :siren:

Ravens 30, Browns 24
Texans 19, Jaguars 14
Broncos 31, Saints 23
Jets 38, Rams 10
Eagles 47, Falcons 32
Chiefs 20, Panthers 13
Bears 58, Bucs 20
Vikings 25, Washington 24
Packers 34, Titans 13
Chargers 47, Dolphins 28
Cardinals 33, 49ers 0
Cowboys 28, Steelers 21
Patriots 28, Seahawks 25
Bengals 26, Giants 23


Playoff Race:

AFC:

1. Titans (8-2)
2. Ravens (7-2)
3. Chiefs (5-4)
4. Dolphins (4-5)
5. Steelers (6-3)
6. Texans (6-3)

7. Bengals (6-3)
8. Chargers (5-5)
9. Broncos (5-5)


NFC:

1. Bears (8-1)
2. Falcons (8-2)
3. Eagles (6-3)
4. Cardinals (6-3)
5. Packers (6-3)
6. Cowboys (6-3)

7. Seahawks (6-4)
8. Giants (5-4)
9. Washington (5-4)
10. Panthers (5-4)



AFC East:

Dolphins 4-5 (2-1)
Patriots 4-5 (2-1)
Bills 4-5 (2-2)
Jets 4-6 (0-2)


AFC North:

Ravens 7-2 (3-0)
Steelers 6-3 (1-1)
Bengals 6-3 (1-1)
Browns 0-10 (0-3)


AFC South:

Titans 8-2 (2-1)
Texans 6-3 (3-0)
Jaguars 3-6 (1-2)
Colts 1-8 (0-3)


AFC West:

Chiefs 5-4 (1-1)
Chargers 5-5 (2-1)
Broncos 5-5 (1-2)
Raiders 1-8 (1-2)


NFC East:

Eagles 6-3 (2-1)
Cowboys 6-3 (1-2)
Giants 5-4 (2-1)
Washington 5-4 (1-2)



NFC North:

Bears 8-1 (2-1)
Packers 6-3 (2-1)
Lions 4-5 (1-2)
Vikings 3-6 (1-2)


NFC South:

Falcons 8-2 (4-0)
Panthers 5-4 (2-1)
Saints 5-4 (0-2)
Bucs 1-8 (0-3)


NFC West:

Cardinals 6-3 (1-2)
Seahawks 6-4 (4-0)
Rams 3-6 (2-1)
49ers 2-8 (0-4)

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
What in the hell with that Bucs Bears score

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i don't even believe theser esults

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Hm.

I should've seen this coming.

Touché Ross. I deserve that.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Joey Freshwater posted:

What in the hell with that Bucs Bears score

This sim understands what Bears fans already know - Jordan Howard is the truth.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
The streak is over

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Benne posted:

Nobody wants to win the AFC West

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Sataere posted:

This sim understands what Bears fans already know - Jordan Howard is the truth.

Jordan Howard nothing look at that Hoyer line.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Joey Freshwater posted:

Jordan Howard nothing look at that Hoyer line.

LOL, my brain completely glazed over that line. Like, it could not accept that being real. Burn the internet to the ground. It's clearly broken.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012


lol

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Bench Keenum already you gently caress

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

The results are coming soon and you won't believe them

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
This is a window into a dark alternate reality where the quarterback of the patriots is a bad one, such as Andy Dalton or Phillip Rivers or Russel Wilson or Aaron rogers

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



Can't wait for the 7-9 AFC East Champion Buffalo Bills.

Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!
In my universe the Pats got defeated by the Tennessee Titans 33-10 in the divisional playoffs.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Phobeste posted:

quarterback... is a bad one, such as Andy Dalton

release the hate in your heart and replace it with andey

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

Sad King Billy posted:

In my universe the Pats got defeated by the Tennessee Titans 33-10 in the divisional playoffs.

Keep going I'm almost there

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

The Big Jesus posted:

Keep going I'm almost there

Browns murder Brady ending his career.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

i like how in this universe where the patriots are bad and can only beat the bills, the browns, and teams of similar quality we can still beat the seahawks

and we're still tied for 1st in the afc east

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Sad King Billy posted:

In my universe the Pats got defeated by the Tennessee Titans 33-10 in the divisional playoffs.

So the 2017 NFL season?

Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

Mega64 posted:

So the 2017 NFL season?

It would be nice, the Pats are a bit like Bayern Munich in the Bundesliga, win too often.

The most humiliating defeat was for the Browns, losing 62-9 against the Bills.
They still managed 3-13 though

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Eleven :siren:


Saints 23, Panthers 17
Steelers 29, Browns 14
Cowboys 20, Ravens 13
Jaguars 28, Lions 21
Colts 19, Titans 16 F/OT
Bengals 38, Bills 10
Chiefs 22, Bucs 10
Bears 28, Giants 27
Cardinals 14, Vikings 9
Dolphins 34, Rams 24
Patriots 28, 49ers 9
Seahawks 28, Eagles 6
Washington 37, Packers 30
Texans 31, Raiders 23



Playoff Race:

AFC:

1. Titans (8-3)
2. Ravens (7-3)
3. Chiefs (6-4)
4. Dolphins (5-5)
5. Steelers (7-3)
6. Texans (7-3)

7. Bengals (7-3)
8. Chargers (5-5)
9. Broncos (5-5)
10. Patriots (5-5)


NFC:

1. Bears (9-1)
2. Falcons (8-2)
3. Cowboys (7-3)
4. Cardinals (7-3)
5. Seahawks (7-4)
6. Packers (6-4)

7. Eagles (6-4)
9. Washington (6-4)
8. Giants (5-5)
10. Panthers (5-5)



AFC East:

Dolphins 5-5 (2-1)
Patriots 5-5 (2-1)
Bills 4-6 (2-2)
Jets 4-6 (0-2)


AFC North:

Ravens 7-3 (3-0)
Steelers 7-3 (2-1)
Bengals 7-3 (1-1)
Browns 0-11 (0-4)


AFC South:

Titans 8-3 (2-2)
Texans 7-3 (3-0)
Jaguars 4-6 (1-2)
Colts 2-8 (1-3)


AFC West:

Chiefs 6-4 (1-1)
Chargers 5-5 (2-1)
Broncos 5-5 (1-2)
Raiders 1-9 (1-2)


NFC East:

Cowboys 7-3 (1-2)
Eagles 6-4 (2-1)
Washington 6-4 (1-2)
Giants 5-5 (2-1)



NFC North:

Bears 9-1 (2-1)
Packers 6-4 (2-1)
Lions 4-6 (1-2)
Vikings 3-7 (1-2)


NFC South:

Falcons 8-2 (4-0)
Saints 6-4 (1-2)
Panthers 5-5 (2-2)
Bucs 1-9 (0-3)


NFC West:

Cardinals 7-3 (1-2)
Seahawks 7-4 (4-0)
Rams 3-7 (2-1)
49ers 2-9 (0-4)

FebrezeNinja
Nov 22, 2007

The sim cheats! It gave the Colts the win with a first-drive FG.
Nice 4Q comeback though.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I like this Raiders season much more than the real one.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

man i am having a hard time believing these results.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Grittybeard posted:

I like this Raiders season much more than the real one.
:hfive:

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

And Cousins soundly breaks the record for single game completion percentage, with his one 'incompletion' being an interception.

Kirk Cousins: 25/26, 324 yards, 3 TD, 1 INT


somehow worse than the bears going ham

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Abugadu posted:

And Cousins soundly breaks the record for single game completion percentage, with his one 'incompletion' being an interception.

Kirk Cousins: 25/26, 324 yards, 3 TD, 1 INT


somehow worse than the bears going ham

Just imagine how good we're going to be next year with Mitch Trubisky leading the charge. I'm not sure the game simulator will be able to handle how explosive our offense will be.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

quote:

(Brown missed extra point)

lmao

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Cavauro posted:

man i am having a hard time believing these results.

I honestly feel like this sim is biased against the Bucs somehow.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Jared Goff still isn't playing and the simulation hasn't fired Jeff Fisher yet, this is fake simulation results

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

WampaLord posted:

I honestly feel like this sim is biased against the Bucs somehow.

I feel like it's biased against the Raiders and I am a-ok with it

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

a neat cape posted:

I feel like it's biased against the Raiders and I am a-ok with it

This pirate racism isn't a good look for you.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

WampaLord posted:

This pirate racism isn't a good look for you.

Winston is overrated and the sim is showing how bad he actually is

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weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Metapod posted:

Winston is overrated and the sim is showing how bad he actually is

Harsh, but fair

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